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Chicken Rooster Hen Apron Featuring 'I RAISE TINY DINOSAURS'
Chicken rooster hen apron - I RAISE TINY DINOSAURS text above hen and two chicks on striped background
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Chicken Rooster Hen Apron Featuring 'I RAISE TINY DINOSAURS' is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
chicken rooster hen apron features the phrase 'I RAISE TINY DINOSAURS' to label small chicks as prehistoric creatures. The text stacks above a hen and two chicks against a multi-colored striped background. This pun connects poultry keeping to paleontology, turning backyard farming into a dinosaur excavation site. Wearing it signals you understand the absurdity of raising feathered pets. Farmers and chicken owners who appreciate vintage aesthetics will find this design speaks directly to their hobby.
The Graphic, Piece By Piece
Stacked lettering reading 'I RAISE TINY DINOSAURS' dominates the upper section in a faded pale yellow hue. Beneath the text, a hen with a red comb stands centrally between two smaller chicks. These figures are positioned in front of a background composed of horizontal stripes in red, orange, yellow, green, and blue. A distressed texture overlays the entire image, creating a weathered, vintage appearance. The composition merges retro color blocking with a specific animal model to create a cohesive piece of farm-themed art that functions as both protection and personality display.
Days You Would Grab It
Chicken farmers notice the specific reference to tiny dinosaurs immediately upon seeing the design. This chicken rooster hen apron makes a perfect novelty gift for mothers, fathers, or friends who identify as chicken whisperers or crazy chicken ladies. It gets worn in real situations like morning feeding routines or when mixing feed in the coop, serving as a practical shield against dirt while broadcasting a niche passion for avian breeding.
Before Buying
What is the body size and waist tie length? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide substantial coverage. Each waist tie extends 42 inches, ensuring there is enough fabric to tie securely in front for various torso sizes. This generous sizing prevents the central graphic from being obscured by knots and accommodates different body shapes comfortably.
How does the distressed ink hold up to washing? The print is durable and resistant to fading through multiple wash cycles. The intentionally rough, worn texture of the design helps disguise any minor surface degradation over time, meaning the apron maintains its vintage character even after extensive use and cleaning.
Why does this specific design reference dinosaurs rather than other animals? The humor relies exclusively on the juxtaposition of the text with the chick illustration. Unlike generic farm aprons, this piece uses the pun 'I RAISE TINY DINOSAURS' to create a unique identity. No other product combines this specific phrase with the striped background and hen imagery to tell the same story.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Hen aprons
- Who will appreciate these designs most?
- Backyard chicken owners and hobby farmers who enjoy sharing their passion through wearable art. These pieces resonate with individuals who find humor and warmth in the daily routines of caring for their flock, making them ideal gifts for friends or family members deeply involved in poultry keeping.
- What themes are included here?
- The collection explores various aspects of hen life, from the protective nature of a mother hen to the comedic chaos of a busy coop. Designs range from subtle animal references to bold rooster imagery, ensuring there is a visual style that matches the wearer’s specific relationship with their birds.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your personal connection to the birds. If you view yourself as a caretaker, pick a mother hen style. For those who laugh at the mess, a funny hen option works best. Consider whether you want to highlight the rooster or focus on the gentle dynamics of the flock itself.
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