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Chihuahua Personal Apron Featuring a Mugshot Style Print
Chihuahua personal apron - Distressed mugshot of tan chihuahua holding paw print paper with stalker text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Chihuahua Personal Apron Featuring a Mugshot Style Print is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
chihuahua personal apron features the phrase PERSONAL STALKER, I WILL FOLLOW YOU, WHEREVER YOU GO, BATHROOM INCLUDED across the front. A tan and white chihuahua holds a paw-print sign in front of a height chart to mimic a police booking photo. The text reads as a joke about constant canine companionship rather than actual criminal behavior. Wearing it signals that you understand your pet never leaves your side. Dog owners who find their pets' clinginess hilarious will feel this was made for them.
The Print, Up Close
A tan and white chihuahua sits centered in front of a mugshot height chart on the apron panel. The dog grips a white sheet of paper displaying two black paw prints with its paws. Distressed white lettering stacks above and below the image to frame the scene. The font mimics a stenciled police booking style to complete the arrest photo aesthetic. This combination of realistic animal coloring and graphic text creates a cohesive parody of a criminal record.
Made For This Crowd
Chihuahua owners notice the specific breed details and the relatable message first. This chihuahua personal apron makes an excellent gift for someone whose dog follows them everywhere. It is worn in the kitchen or workshop while cooking or working to show off that devotion. The design turns a common household annoyance into a proud declaration of love.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the dimensions of the chihuahua personal apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide substantial coverage. This specific width ensures the main design stays visible and the fabric protects clothing from spills effectively. The extended length reaches down to the knees for maximum protection.
How does the ink withstand washing cycles? The printed design is durable enough to handle standard laundering without fading or peeling. The ink bonds with the fabric surface to maintain the crisp edges of the distressed lettering. You can wash it regularly without worrying about the mugshot graphic disappearing over time.
Does the design reference a specific type of photograph? Yes, the layout specifically mimics a police booking or mugshot photo. The background height chart with numbered lines confirms this legal documentation style. The dog holding a placard further reinforces the classic arrest photo trope used in this artwork.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Personal aprons
- Who fits best with these themed designs?
- These aprons suit individuals who enjoy dry wit and niche references. They are ideal for home cooks or crafters who want their personality visible through subtle visual cues rather than loud slogans. made for those who appreciate irony in everyday tasks.
- What specific styles are included here?
- The collection features prints like a chihuahua barking at shadows and a cat giving side-eye. Each design captures a distinct trait, such as anxiety or obsession, allowing the wearer to express complex emotions through simple, striking imagery that resonates with specific subcultures.
- How should I choose my favorite piece?
- Select a design that mirrors your own quirks or inner monologue. If you feel like an observer, try the stalker print. For high-strung energy, the chihuahua works well. Match the visual tone to how you wish to present yourself in casual settings.
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