

Choke Dealer Apron: White Typography Jiu Jitsu Bib
Choke dealer apron - White stacked text reading Choke Dealer Jiu Jitsu separated by a horizontal line on black fabric
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Choke Dealer Apron: White Typography Jiu Jitsu Bib is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
choke dealer apron puts the phrase CHOKE DEALER JIU JITSU across the front panel, and the stacked white text reads as a sarcastic nod to grappling dominance. Wearing it signals that the wearer is a specialist in submission holds, and mat veterans who appreciate dark humor will recognize the specific reference immediately.
Inside The Artwork
Stark typography defines this minimalist design with three lines of white lettering centered on the black bib. A horizontal line separates the bold upper words from the smaller bottom text, creating a structured layout that relies entirely on font weight rather than illustrations. This visual style belongs to the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu community where such self-deprecating wit serves as an inside joke for those who understand the technical difficulty of securing a finish. The combination of stark contrast and direct language captures the gritty reality of training without relying on generic graphics.
Who It Speaks To
Grapplers and coaches wear this choke dealer apron when they want to express their specialization in submissions during casual kitchen use or gym travel. It functions as a humorous gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who trains Brazilian Jiu Jitsu at a belt level where chokes are a primary weapon. The design targets adults who value functional gear that also communicates their specific martial arts identity and appreciation for sarcasm.
Quick Answers
Does this apron fit different body types comfortably? Yes, the adjustable neck strap accommodates heights ranging from 20 to 30 inches to ensure a secure fit for various users. This measurement range covers most adult builds, allowing the generous cut of the black bib to hang correctly without slipping or straining the fabric during movement.
Will the white text survive repeated washing cycles? The high-contrast white print is designed to remain visible after laundering because it sits boldly against the dark background. Even if slight fading occurs over time, the large letter size and simple linear design prevent the message from becoming illegible or peeling away from the surface.
Why is this specific phrase used instead of general martial arts slogans? The text references a specialized aspect of combat sports rather than using broad terms like fighting or warrior. This distinction matters because only practitioners who regularly attempt neck cranks would fully grasp the irony of calling themselves a dealer, making it a precise signal of technical proficiency within the gym culture.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Brazilian aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- This collection is designed for serious BJJ students, MMA fans, and instructors who appreciate the history of Brazilian grappling. It suits individuals who enjoy displaying their passion for submissions like the kimura or rolling tournaments on their everyday apparel.
- What themes are featured in this set?
- The set features motifs from Brazilian martial arts culture, including specific moves like the kimura, tournament imagery such as rolling, and humorous takes like the BJJ T-Rex. These designs reflect both the technical depth and the community spirit of the sport.
- How should I choose the right design?
- Select based on your favorite aspect of training. Choose the kimura holding apron if you love technique breakdowns, or the roll apron if you compete often. The arte option works well for those who prefer abstract visual representations of the Brazilian fighting style.
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