

Close Fishing Apron Featuring a Sarcastic Fish Design
Close fishing apron - White distressed fish over crossed rods with text IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE FISHING TOO CLOSE
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Close Fishing Apron Featuring a Sarcastic Fish Design is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A close fishing apron puts the phrase IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE FISHING TOO CLOSE across the front panel, and the words land as a sarcastic warning to maintain personal space. Wearing it signals to neighbors that their proximity threatens the catch, and fellow anglers who guard their spots will feel this was made specifically for them.
What Is Printed On It
The artwork features a single fish rendered in white positioned centrally over two crossed fishing rods. Two lines of text appear at the top and two lines at the bottom, creating a balanced frame around the nautical imagery. The lettering uses a distressed style that mimics wear and age, adding texture to the solid white characters. This composition belongs to the fishing trade where territorial disputes are common, turning a potential conflict into a humorous visual trope rather than a list of isolated objects.
Who Reaches For This One
Anglers who fish from banks or boats notice the territorial warning first. This close fishing apron makes a perfect Father's Day gift for the person who keeps their spots secret. It gets worn in everyday situations along the shoreline or on a boat to enforce peace and quiet through humor rather than confrontation.
Questions Before You Order
What are the pocket dimensions on this apron? The pockets measure 8 x 7 inches each, providing ample space for tools. They are split in the middle to allow easy access to contents without opening the entire compartment. This specific sizing ensures you can carry pliers or snacks securely while working near the water.
How does the ink withstand repeated washing cycles? The print remains durable because the design uses large, solid white blocks rather than fine details. Distressed textures often hide minor fading better than crisp edges, ensuring the message stays readable even after multiple washes. The heavy 10 oz cotton canvas base also prevents the fabric from stretching or distorting the image during cleaning.
Why is the distance warning specific to this design? The text explicitly states YOU'RE FISHING TOO CLOSE, making it unique to personal space issues. No other product contains this exact phrasing combined with the crossed rod imagery. This specificity targets only those who have experienced neighbors encroaching on their fishing area, distinguishing it from generic angler apparel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Fishing aprons
- Who are these aprons best suited for?
- They are ideal for anglers who want to display their passion for the sport while working or relaxing. The designs cater to both serious fishermen and casual hobbyists who appreciate the culture and community surrounding outdoor fishing adventures.
- What types of designs are included?
- The collection features various themes including humorous fish graphics, lucky charms, and realistic depictions of fishing scenes. You will find options ranging from the bigfoot fishing apron to more traditional imagery that resonates with different styles of anglers.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a print that reflects your personal connection to fishing. Consider whether you prefer humor, luck symbols, or realistic art. Matching the design to your personality ensures the apron feels like a genuine expression of your love for the hobby.
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