

Contrabass Double Apron Featuring a Dictionary Definition
Contrabass double apron - Orange double bass over blue brushstroke with yellow dictionary definition text
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Contrabass Double Apron Featuring a Dictionary Definition is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
contrabass double apron puts the phrase DOUBLE BASS across the front panel, and the text reads as a humorous dictionary definition that calls the instrument a multifunctional device for harmonising and keeping the beat. Wearing it signals appreciation for the orchestra's foundation, and cellists feel this design was made specifically for them.
The Graphic, Piece By Piece
The graphic features an orange double bass and bow centered over a blue brush stroke at the top. Below the illustration, the title appears in yellow lettering followed by a definition enclosed in yellow brackets. The typography-only style uses orange and yellow text to describe the instrument as God’s gift to orchestra. This layout presents a wholesome joke about the musician's role through clean, bold fonts.
Days You Would Grab It
Orchestra players and contrabass enthusiasts notice the specific terminology first when they see this piece. It serves as a perfect gift for band meetups or rehearsal gatherings where the wearer wants to show pride. Musicians grab this contrabass double apron for practice sessions to protect their clothes while displaying their dedication to the low end.
Before Buying
What are the measurements of this apron? This apron measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage. The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, ensuring enough length to tie securely in front for various body sizes.
How does the ink hold up during cleaning? The printed design remains durable because the ink is bonded to the fabric surface rather than sitting loosely on top. Standard washing keeps the orange and yellow colors vibrant without fading or peeling after repeated use.
Why does this design stand out from other music aprons? Unlike generic notes or clef patterns, this specific item uses a mock dictionary format to define the instrument. The inclusion of the phonetic spelling and the two distinct definition lines makes it a unique tribute to the double bass.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Double Bass aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This line suits professional orchestral players, music teachers, and serious hobbyists who play or admire the contrabass. It works well for concert hall staff, band directors, and anyone who wants to express their dedication to the lowest strings in a subtle yet recognizable way during rehearsals or performances.
- What specific designs are included here?
- We offer varied themes like the vitruvian double apron featuring artistic proportions, the cello double apron emphasizing instrument similarity, and the player double apron designed for active use. The set also includes the patent double apron for formal occasions and the violin double apron for those who enjoy visual contrasts within the string family.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your role and style preferences. Choose the player double apron if you need practical coverage during active playing sessions. Opt for the vitruvian or patent designs if you prefer artistic or formal aesthetics. Consider the cello double apron if you want to highlight the shared heritage of large string instruments in your wardrobe.
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