Curling
Curling Dinosaur Apron Featuring a Distressed White T-Rex
Curling dinosaur apron - Distressed white dinosaur holding blue broom next to blue stone with CURLSAURUS text below
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Curling Dinosaur Apron Featuring a Distressed White T-Rex is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
curling dinosaur apron displays a white tyrannosaurus holding a broom next to a blue stone. The text CURLSAURUS below creates a pun combining the sport with the reptile. Wearing it shows you appreciate ice sport humor while protecting your clothes, and curling enthusiasts who love wordplay will feel this was made for them.
The Artwork Explained
A distressed white dinosaur stands in profile across the center, gripping a light blue curling broom with its forelimbs. A textured blue curling stone sits directly beside the reptile's feet, anchoring the composition. The word CURLSAURUS appears in bold, weathered white letters beneath the illustration to complete the visual joke. This design merges paleontology with the specific mechanics of the ice game through a single cohesive image. The distressed texture gives the prehistoric athlete a rugged appearance suitable for winter sports.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This curling dinosaur apron belongs in kitchens where ice sport fans cook or at tournament parties. It serves as a funny gift for players who enjoy wordplay on the rink. The design highlights the niche hobby of curling without needing loud colors, making it perfect for casual wear during practice or competition days.
What Buyers Ask
What is the waist size and tie length? The waist measures 28 inches wide with 34-inch length, and each side has a 42-inch tie long enough to secure comfortably in front. This generous sizing ensures the apron stays in place over thick layers often worn by curlers or in cold environments.
Does the ink withstand washing? The printed design holds up through regular laundering because the ink bonds with the fabric rather than sitting on top. This ensures the white and blue graphics remain vibrant and legible after repeated washes and heavy use.
Why does this design differ from others? It specifically uses the term CURLSAURUS to create a unique pun that combines the dinosaur subject with the sport name. This distinguishes it from generic animal aprons by adding a layer of intellectual humor that only fellow curling fans will immediately recognize and appreciate.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Curling aprons
- Who is the best audience for these designs?
- These items suit dedicated curlers, team members, and fans who enjoy watching the sport. They work well for anyone who understands the nuances of sweeping and stone delivery, making them ideal gifts for league participants or coaches who spend significant time on the ice.
- What specific themes are included here?
- The collection includes visual references to granite stones, winter settings, and player roles. Designs range from realistic depictions of rocks to humorous takes on gameplay, ensuring there is an option that resonates with different aspects of the curling experience and personal style preferences.
- How should I choose between similar designs?
- Select based on whether you prefer literal representations of equipment or playful commentary. Those who love the technical side might choose the curling stone apron, while others seeking humor may opt for the funny curling stone apron to express their personality during off-ice moments.
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