Fencing
Cute Fencing Apron Featuring Keep Calm and Parry on Text
Cute fencing apron - White fencing mask and two crossed foils above stacked text reading Keep Calm and Parry
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Cute Fencing Apron Featuring Keep Calm and Parry on Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A cute fencing apron puts the phrase KEEP CALM AND PARRY ON across the front panel, and the text reads as a clever pun on a well-known motivational poster. Wearing it signals you appreciate sport-specific humor during practice, and fellow competitors recognize the reference immediately.
What Is Printed On It
The artwork features a minimalist white graphic of a fencing mask positioned above two crossed foils at the top center. Below this equipment illustration, the words KEEP CALM AND PARRY ON appear in five stacked lines of bold, centered typography. This specific arrangement uses only white ink against the fabric background to create a clean, high-contrast look. The design belongs to the sport of fencing and relies on wordplay rather than complex imagery to convey its message to those familiar with the discipline.
Who Reaches For This One
Fencers and coaches reach for this cute fencing apron when they need protection from splatter without sacrificing style. It serves as a unique gift for holiday exchanges or training sessions where shared jokes build camaraderie. You will find it worn in the busy environment of a club dressing room or while preparing gear before a match.
Questions Before You Order
What are the dimensions of the storage space? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate larger items like gloves or masks without bulging excessively. This specific sizing ensures your essential fencing accessories remain secure and organized while you move around the strip. Does the print withstand regular cleaning? The ink is bonded to the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric so it resists fading and cracking even after multiple wash cycles that soften the stiff material over time. This durability means the pun remains legible and the protective barrier stays intact through rigorous use. Is this design specific to one type of weapon? Yes, the visual clearly depicts a mask with a rectangular mesh faceplate and thin blades, identifying it specifically as equipment used for foil fencing rather than epee or sabre. This distinction matters to purists who value accurate representation of their specific fencing discipline.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Fencing aprons
- Who is the best fit for these designs?
- These aprons suit competitive fencers, club members, and their families. Athletes will appreciate the technical references in the foil and stance designs, while parents enjoy the supportive messaging. The humorous options work well for spectators and casual fans alike.
- What themes are included in this set?
- The collection features weapons like the foil, athletic stances, and social dynamics such as friendship and parenthood. It also includes playful elements like dabbing and self-deprecating humor about the sport's difficulty, covering both serious training and fun tournament days.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your role within the fencing community. Choose the foil or stance apron for technical appreciation, the parent version for family support, or the humorous options if you prefer lighthearted commentary during matches and practice sessions at local clubs.
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