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Cute Hey Sloth Apron Featuring a Goonies Character Photo
Cute hey sloth apron - Photo of man in pirate hat with Hey you guys text and Goonies logo
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Cute Hey Sloth Apron Featuring a Goonies Character Photo is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase "cute hey sloth apron" puts a rectangular photo of a man in a pirate hat and suspenders across the front panel, and the text "Hey you guys!" reads as a direct address from that specific film character. Wearing it shows support for 1980s adventure movies, and viewers familiar with the source material feel this was made for them.
Inside The Artwork
A rectangular photo layout centers a man wearing a black pirate hat with a striped headband and red suspenders against a muted background. White text spelling "Hey you guys!" appears below the image in a bold sans-serif font. A logo reading "THE GOONIES" is positioned in the top left corner of the photo frame. The colors used are strictly white, blue, red, and black to match the original scene. These elements combine to create a recognizable still from a classic adventure film without adding extra decoration.
Who It Speaks To
Movie enthusiasts notice the specific costume details and the iconic greeting first. Gifting this cute hey sloth apron works well for birthdays or holidays involving fans of the genre. It gets worn in casual situations like game nights or kitchen cooking sessions where pop culture references build camaraderie among friends.
Quick Answers
What are the measurements of the apron? The body size is 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to ensure proper coverage. This dimension provides enough surface area for the print while accommodating different body types comfortably during use. Will the design survive washing? The printed image stays intact because the ink bonds permanently with the fabric. Regular cleaning will not cause the photo or text to fade or peel off the surface. Is there a specific logo included? Yes, a "THE GOONIES" logo appears in the top left of the photo. This detail distinguishes the design from generic pirate imagery by anchoring it to the specific franchise origin.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Sloth aprons
- Who should buy these aprons?
- These are ideal for people who enjoy a relaxed lifestyle and want to add humor to their kitchen. If you identify as someone who takes life slowly and appreciates cute animal imagery, this collection matches your personality perfectly.
- What makes these designs unique?
- Each design highlights different aspects of sloth behavior, from sleeping in trees to enjoying sunsets. The variety allows you to pick a specific mood, such as superhero power or peaceful meditation, ensuring the apron reflects your personal sense of humor and aesthetic preference.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Consider your current mood or favorite activity. Choose the bed sloth if you love naps, or the superhero version for fun energy. Matching the design to your preferred style of relaxation ensures you feel comfortable and connected to the artwork while wearing it during your kitchen activities.
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