

Dab Hash Lover Apron Featuring THIS IS HOW I DAB Text
Dab hash lover apron - Silver tool with orange oil drip and THIS IS HOW I DAB text
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Dab Hash Lover Apron Featuring THIS IS HOW I DAB Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
This dab hash lover apron puts a silver dabbing tool across the front panel, with viscous orange oil dripping from its tip to anchor the visual. The words THIS IS HOW I DAB appear below in white and oversized orange lettering, landing as a pun that merges cannabis culture with the famous dance move. Wearing it shows off technical knowledge and a playful attitude, and this item was crafted for smoke shop staff and hobbyists who enjoy double entendres in their gear.
Inside The Artwork
A silver metal tool sits horizontally at the top of the panel, acting as the source for the orange liquid flowing downward. The phrase THIS IS HOW I is printed in white sans-serif font directly beneath the metal shaft, creating a clear separation from the final word. The word DAB appears in massive orange characters at the bottom, matching the color of the oil to unify the text with the subject. This arrangement uses a photo style to render the texture of the concentrate realistically against the dark background. The entire composition functions as a single visual joke rather than a collection of separate elements.
Who It Speaks To
Smoke shop owners notice the specific tool shape and understand the reference immediately. A dab hash lover apron makes an ideal gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who collects concentrates. It gets worn during actual sessions or while stocking shelves where sticky residues are common, protecting clothing while signaling membership in the subculture.
Quick Answers
What is the neck strap length range for this black bib apron? The adjustable neck strap fits most adults by ranging from 20 to 30 inches. This specific measurement ensures the bib hangs at the correct height for various torso sizes without needing complex modifications or custom alterations before first use.
Can this apron be washed without damaging the printed design? Yes, the ink remains durable through standard laundering cycles because it is bonded securely to the fabric surface. You can clean stains from oil or residue without fear of the orange letters or silver tool fading, peeling, or cracking after repeated washes.
Does the artwork depict a specific type of heating element or tool? The image shows a generic silver tool tip rather than a branded device or specific nail material like quartz or titanium. This neutral representation focuses entirely on the action of the oil dripping and the resulting pun, making the design accessible to all dabbers regardless of their preferred equipment setup.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Dab aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these dab-themed aprons?
- These aprons are made for anyone who enjoys humorous, dance-inspired designs. They suit party hosts, gift buyers, and individuals who love animals combined with pop culture references. The playful nature makes them great for St. Patrick’s Day celebrations or casual kitchen use where a smile is desired.
- What specific animal designs are included in this set?
- The collection features a variety of animals including bears, unicorns, chickens, wolves, and leprechauns. Each character is depicted performing the dab dance move. Specific themes include golf enthusiasts, patriotic holidays like the Fourth of July, and general St. Patrick’s Day festivities, offering diverse visual styles within the same motif.
- How should I choose between the different animal options?
- Select based on the recipient’s favorite animal or hobby. Choose the wolf apron for pet lovers, the golf apron for sports fans, or the unicorn for fantasy enthusiasts. Consider the occasion, such as picking the 4th of July version for summer events or the St. Patrick’s Day options for spring celebrations.
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