

Danger Wide Receiver Apron Featuring a Distressed High
Danger wide receiver apron - Distressed sign reading DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE in red oval and black text on white background
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Danger Wide Receiver Apron Featuring a Distressed High is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The danger wide receiver apron puts a rectangular sign across the front panel, and the words DANGER, HIGH, and VOLTAGE read as a strict warning for electrical hazards. Wearing it signals a preference for industrial aesthetics over kitchen safety, and electricians and workshop hobbyists feel this design was made specifically for their trade.
The Print, Up Close
A rectangular sign sits centrally on the fabric, featuring a layout where text is stacked inside a defined border. A red oval at the top contains the word DANGER in white, positioned above a white background that holds the words HIGH VOLTAGE in black. The entire surface appears distressed, giving the impression of an old, rusted metal plate. This combination of red, white, and black creates a high-contrast visual that belongs to utility infrastructure rather than domestic cooking.
Made For This Crowd
Electricians and mechanics notice the specific color coding of the red oval and black lettering first. A gift of this danger wide receiver apron appeals to someone who values functional workwear over decorative patterns. They wear it in real situations involving wiring, repair, or heavy machinery where a warning sign fits the context perfectly.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the dimensions of the apron? The body size is 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide substantial coverage. The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, which is long enough to tie securely in the front. This generous sizing ensures the garment stays in place during active work tasks without restricting movement.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The printed ink is durable enough to withstand standard laundering cycles without fading or cracking. The distressed aesthetic is part of the original artwork design, so normal wear on the fabric matches the intended look of the sign. You do not need to treat the print as fragile because the weathered appearance is permanent from the start.
Does the design imply a football position? The phrase high voltage refers strictly to electrical potential and carries no association with American football. There is no imagery of players, helmets, or field markings included in the print. Users should expect purely industrial graphics rather than any sports-related references or team logos.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about High aprons
- Who will enjoy these specific designs?
- These aprons suit individuals who appreciate dry humor, scientific references, or cannabis culture. They are ideal for anyone looking to express their personality through wearable art that sparks conversation and connects them with others who share similar interests and comedic sensibilities.
- What themes are included here?
- This collection includes science puns, vintage Americana, cannabis culture, and transit pride. Each design tells a unique story, from chemical equations to street art styles, ensuring there is something for every taste within this specific thematic grouping focused on humor and niche references.
- How should I choose one?
- Select a design based on your personal hobbies or favorite topics. If you love science, pick the midtown option. For cannabis enthusiasts, the weed maintenance or marijuana hemp aprons are perfect choices. Consider which joke resonates most with your daily routine and social circle before deciding.
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