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Death Magic Apron Featuring Consciousness Is an Illusion
Death magic apron - Five colorful cartoon worms between white text reading consciousness is an illusion and worm time
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Death Magic Apron Featuring Consciousness Is an Illusion is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
death magic apron puts the phrase consciousness is an illusion, it's worm time babey!!!!! across the front panel, and the text reads as a meme referencing a fuzzy toy. Wearing it signals you appreciate absurd internet humor, and fellow meme enthusiasts recognize this specific design immediately.
The Artwork Explained
The artwork centers five colorful worms in blue, green, yellow, pink, and light blue between two lines of white text. The top line states consciousness is an illusion while the bottom declares it's worm time babey!!!!! with multiple exclamation points. This cartoon-style illustration features wiggly, fuzzy textures for each worm body. The design belongs to the worm on a string meme genre rather than any culinary category. The layout creates a balanced composition where the vibrant creatures anchor the philosophical yet silly statement.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This death magic apron appeals to people who enjoy surreal internet humor and meme culture. It serves as a conversation starter during casual gatherings or gaming sessions. The waist ties allow secure fitting for varied body sizes while cooking or crafting in home environments.
What Buyers Ask
What are the measurements for fit?
The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage. Each waist tie extends 42 inches on both sides, ensuring enough length to tie securely in front regardless of torso size.
How does the ink hold up after washing?
The printed design uses durable inks that maintain their vibrancy through repeated laundering. The white text and colorful worm illustrations resist fading when cleaned according to standard care instructions.
Why is this design distinct from other novelty aprons?
It features the specific phrase it's worm time babey!!!!! which references a particular internet meme about a fuzzy toy. This exact wording and the accompanying five-worm cluster create a unique visual identity not found on generic kitchen apparel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about String aprons
- Who should buy these aprons?
- These aprons suit musicians, science teachers, and fans of pop culture references. If you play guitar or study physics, these designs speak your language. They make excellent gifts for anyone who appreciates the intersection of art, science, and everyday utility in their wardrobe choices.
- What designs are included?
- The collection features prints like the death magic apron, six acoustics apron, and bass e.a apron. You will also find the quantum science apron, string christian apron, and parody cat apron. Each design targets specific interests ranging from rock music to theoretical physics and fantasy literature themes.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Select based on your personal hobby or favorite band. Guitarists may prefer the six acoustics apron, while physics students might choose the quantum science apron. Consider whether you want a humorous take on music or science. Matching the design to your daily activities ensures you wear something that reflects your true passions every day.
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