Parrot Bird
Definition Bird Apron Featuring a Cartoon Parrot
Definition bird apron - Cartoon parrot in blue and yellow with text A TIE-DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Definition Bird Apron Featuring a Cartoon Parrot is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase definition bird apron introduces a dictionary-style print featuring the word PARROT and its phonetic spelling. The artwork depicts a cartoon parrot colored in white, blue, and yellow with the text A TIE-DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU below it. This label humorously misidentifies the bird species to reference a loud pet owner. Wearing this garment signals that you understand the chaos of domestic birds, and people who own similar noisy pets will feel seen by the accurate description.
What You Are Looking At
The printed design centers on a cartoon parrot standing against a grey background, utilizing a palette of white, blue, and yellow. The word PARROT appears in large white serif font at the top, followed by the phonetic transcription [PAR-UH T] · NOUN in smaller text. Below the bird illustration, the sentence A TIE-DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU completes the layout. This combination of visual avian imagery and textual poultry description creates a deliberate mismatch that defines the humor of the piece.
The Right Person For It
Bird owners notice the specific insult in defining a parrot as a chicken first thing. A definition bird apron makes a perfect gift for anyone who has been yelled at by a pet for breakfast. The black bib apron handles everyday kitchen messes while displaying this witty observation about noisy housemates.
Details Worth Asking About
What is the length of the neck strap on this apron? The neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to provide necessary adjustability. This range ensures the apron fits securely around the neck of most adults regardless of their specific height or build. How does the ink handle washing cycles without fading? The print remains durable through standard laundering because the ink bonds directly to the black fabric surface. You can wash the item regularly without worrying about the white text or colorful bird losing its clarity. Does the printed definition accurately describe the illustrated bird? The text explicitly calls the subject a tie-dye chicken rather than a parrot, creating intentional factual error. This discrepancy between the visual macaw and the written definition is the core joke of the design.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Parrot Bird aprons
- Which designs suit beginners?
- The watercolour bird apron and distressed bird apron offer subtle yet striking visuals ideal for newcomers. These styles balance artistic flair with everyday wearability, making them safe choices for those exploring avian-themed apparel without overwhelming patterns.
- Are there options for loud personalities?
- Yes, the colourful parrot bird apron and parrot hawaiian apron feature bold hues and lively scenes. These pieces are designed for individuals who want to make a statement, reflecting the energetic and vocal nature of the birds they depict.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Consider your favorite species. If you prefer crested varieties, select the cockatoo bird apron. For general tropical vibes, the quaker bird apron works well. Match the print style to your kitchen decor for a cohesive look that honors your passion for birds.
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