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Definition Jitsu Apron: a Sarcastic Dictionary Definition
Definition jitsu apron - Yellow and white dictionary definition text reading Jiu Jitsu and Involuntary Yoga
US$19.95
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US$19.95
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Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Definition Jitsu Apron: a Sarcastic Dictionary Definition is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
definition jitsu apron puts a dictionary entry across the front panel, and the words read as 'The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them' alongside 'Involuntary Yoga.' Wearing it acknowledges the brutal reality of grappling with a smile, and anyone who has ever been locked in a hold knows this was written for them.
The Print, Up Close
Bright yellow serif lettering spells out the word Jiu Jitsu at the top of the six-line stack, establishing the subject immediately. Below this header, white text provides phonetic spelling and two numbered definitions that subvert traditional martial arts pride. The layout uses a clean, typographic style with no illustrations, relying entirely on the contrast between yellow and white text against the grey surface. This arrangement transforms a technical term into a satirical observation about submission holds. The design belongs to the realm of martial arts humor where the pain of the sport is reframed as a domestic chore or exercise session.
Made For This Crowd
Martial arts practitioners notice the specific phrasing that mocks the experience of being pinned on the ground. A definition jitsu apron makes a perfect gift for Christmas or a birthday for someone who spends their free time on the mats. Everyday situations range from kitchen work to casual hangouts where the wearer wants to signal their affiliation with the sport. The sarcasm resonates most with those who understand that grappling often feels less like an art and more like accidental contortion.
Before You Add To Cart
What is the width of the main panel? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, ensuring sufficient fabric covers the torso area. This dimension provides standard protection for the front of the wearer's clothing during typical movement.
How does the ink withstand wash cycles? The print is durable enough to survive repeated laundering without fading or cracking from regular use. This longevity ensures the humorous message remains legible through many washes.
Why is this specific definition used? It replaces technical terms with sarcastic descriptions like 'folding clothes' to highlight the humor of being submitted. The text treats submission holds as household chores, which settles the joke for anyone familiar with the physical toll of the sport.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Jiu aprons
- Who is the primary audience for these designs?
- These aprons are designed specifically for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu practitioners, coaches, and fans. They appeal to anyone who spends significant time on the mats, appreciates the strategic nature of the sport, or enjoys the humorous side of grappling culture and daily dojo life.
- What themes are featured in this collection?
- The collection includes designs focusing on strategy, such as the chess bjj apron, and humor, like the jujitsu t-rex apron. Other prints highlight the cultural aspects of Brazil and the technical definitions of moves, offering a mix of serious appreciation and lighthearted fun for all skill levels.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your personal style within the gym. Choose the chess print if you value strategy, or the t-rex design for a laugh. Those who prefer traditional elements might opt for the hug brazilian apron, ensuring the visual matches your identity as a practitioner or supporter of the art.
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