

Disco Costume 70s Apron Featuring 'THIS IS MY DISCO COSTUME'
Disco costume 70s apron - White text reading THIS IS MY DISCO COSTUME over rainbow sunburst rays
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Disco Costume 70s Apron Featuring 'THIS IS MY DISCO COSTUME' is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
disco costume 70s apron puts the phrase "THIS IS MY DISCO COSTUME" across the front panel, and the stacked white text with black outlines reads as a sarcastic confession that a casual shirt counts as a full outfit. Wearing it signals you are embracing the humor of dressing down for a party, and retro party guests who enjoy irony feel this was made for them.
What The Print Says
Four lines of white text with black outlines stack centrally over a multi-colored rainbow sunburst pattern. The rays extend outward in red, yellow, green, blue, and purple to create a vibrant backdrop for the bold lettering. This typography-only art style relies entirely on the graphic impact of the words rather than illustrative imagery. The design belongs to the genre of sarcastic novelty wear that mocks the concept of dressing up. The combination of the bright sunburst and the blunt statement creates a cohesive picture of retro self-awareness.
The Cook It Was Made For
Home cooks at decades parties notice the immediate contrast between the loud graphic and the kitchen setting. This disco costume 70s apron makes a perfect gift for birthdays or holidays for someone with a dry sense of humor. It gets worn in everyday situations where the wearer wants to signal they are not actually planning to dance, but simply needs to protect their clothes while serving food at a themed event.
Ordering Questions
What are the waist tie measurements? The ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing enough length to secure a comfortable knot in front regardless of body size. This dimension ensures the apron stays fastened during movement without being too short or excessive for practical use.
How does the ink withstand washing? The printed design holds up through laundering because the ink bonds permanently to the fabric surface. You can clean this item regularly without the white lettering or rainbow colors fading or peeling from the central panel.
Why is this specific design unique? It uses typography-only art to deliver sarcasm rather than depicting a literal disco outfit. The joke relies entirely on the contrast between the bold statement and the mundane act of cooking, making it distinct from standard novelty aprons.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Disco aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- These designs suit music lovers, party hosts, and fans of retro aesthetics who want to add flair to their kitchen or studio. They are made for anyone who enjoys expressing their personality through clothing that honors past musical eras.
- What specific themes are included here?
- The collection includes designs inspired by 70s funk, 80s synth-pop, and specific band tributes like Panic! At The Disco. You will find symbols, kings, and general funky motifs that represent the golden age of disco dancing and cultural shifts.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your favorite musical era or artist. If you prefer the original disco sound, choose the 70s themed options. For a more modern rock twist, look at the band-specific graphics or the symbolic art pieces available in the set.
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