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Distancing Antisocial Apron: I Was Social Distancing Before
Distancing antisocial apron - Stacked white text I WAS SOCIAL DISTANCING BEFORE IT WAS COOL
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Distancing Antisocial Apron: I Was Social Distancing Before is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase "distancing antisocial apron" introduces a design featuring the stacked white text "I WAS SOCIAL DISTANCING BEFORE IT WAS COOL". This typography-only layout uses sarcasm to claim that introversion predates trends. Wearing it signals a preference for solitude with humor, and people who value personal space will feel this was made for them.
What The Print Says
Five lines of bold white lettering stack vertically down the center of the front panel. The print contains only words arranged in a column without any images, icons, or decorative borders. The stark white ink contrasts sharply against the fabric to highlight the sarcastic message about preferring isolation. This specific typographic style appeals to those who identify as introverted and appreciate dry wit over loud graphics.
The Cook It Was Made For
This product serves cooks and home bakers who prefer quiet environments to noisy social gatherings. It acts as a perfect gift for an introvert friend or family member with a good sense of humor. The apron is worn during solitary cooking sessions to signal boundaries while keeping hands free inside the two front pockets.
Ordering Questions
What are the dimensions of the storage pockets on this apron? Each pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to hold long utensils. The 10 oz cotton canvas provides stiff support that softens after two or three washes to ensure comfort while working in the kitchen. Does the white ink fade or crack after repeated laundering? The printed letters remain durable through standard washing cycles because they are bonded to the heavy canvas weave. This ensures the sarcastic message stays legible and crisp even after months of daily use in a busy kitchen. Is this design suitable for someone who dislikes crowded public events? Yes, the text explicitly celebrates staying away from groups before it became a trend. The message validates a preference for solitude, making it ideal for anyone who views physical distance as a natural state rather than a temporary restriction.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Was aprons
- Who is the primary audience for these 2017 themed designs?
- This collection targets adults who grew up with or were active in pop culture during 2017. It suits those who appreciate nostalgia, dark humor, and specific references to films, books, and internet trends from that particular year.
- What types of themes are represented in this set?
- The designs cover a wide range including twisted fairy tales, military humor, fishing hobbies, and chaotic childhood memories. Each print focuses on a specific aspect of 2017 culture, ensuring variety within the nostalgic theme.
- How should I choose between the different available prints?
- Select based on your personal interests. If you prefer dark humor, look at the snow white variations. For hobby-based gifts, consider the fishing or bear designs. Choose the one that best reflects your own personality or the recipient's sense of humor.
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