Australian
Dog Australian Apron Featuring KISS MY AUSS Text
Dog australian apron - Cartoon dog standing over KISS MY AUSS text in grey brown white
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Dog Australian Apron Featuring KISS MY AUSS Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
dog australian apron displays the phrase KISS MY AUSS across the front panel, and the text reads as a pun on 'ass' versus 'Aussie'. Wearing it puts a cartoon dog with grey, brown, and white fur on display, and owners of Australian Shepherds feel this was made for them.
Inside The Artwork
A stylized cartoon dog stands centered on the upper panel, facing away but turning its head to look back over its shoulder. The illustration uses blocks of grey, brown, and white to depict the coat pattern typical of the breed. Below the animal, the phrase KISS MY AUSS appears in white lettering. This layout places the visual joke directly under the subject it references. The combination of the rear-view pose and the text creates a cohesive visual pun rather than separate elements.
Who It Speaks To
Owners of Australian Shepherds notice the breed-specific coloring and the clever wordplay immediately. This dog australian apron makes a perfect gift for someone who finds humor in their pet's personality. It gets worn in everyday situations like meal prep or backyard playtime where the wearer wants to show off their love for the breed.
Quick Answers
What is the neck strap length range on this black bib apron? The neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches long. This adjustable range ensures the generous cut fits most adults securely without being too tight or loose around the neck.
How does the ink durability hold up against washing for this specific design? The printed text and graphics are designed to withstand regular laundering without fading. The white lettering remains distinct against the dark fabric after multiple wash cycles, maintaining the clarity of the pun.
Why does the phrase KISS MY AUSS specifically target shepherd owners? The phrase functions as a double entendre referring to both a rude gesture and the nickname for an Australian Shepherd. Only people familiar with the breed recognize that 'Auss' is short for Aussie, making the joke land correctly for the intended audience.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Australian aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these themed aprons?
- These aprons are designed for individuals connected to Australian rural life, including farmers, shearers, and nature enthusiasts. They suit anyone who appreciates the cultural significance of stockmen, native wildlife, and the distinct landscapes of states like Tasmania and the broader outback regions.
- What specific imagery can I expect to see?
- The collection includes prints featuring working sheepdogs, resting koalas, and Tasmanian landscapes. Each design highlights a different aspect of Australian heritage, from the practical reality of shepherding to the natural beauty of endemic species found exclusively in Australia's diverse ecosystems.
- How do I choose the right print for my needs?
- Select based on your personal connection to Australian themes. Choose the shepherd design if you value working dogs and farm life. Opt for the koala print if you prefer native wildlife imagery. The Tasmanian option is ideal for those seeking to highlight specific regional biodiversity and island heritage.
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