Farmer
Dog Farmer Apron Featuring Once Upon a Time Girl Who Loved
Dog farmer apron - Cartoon chicken surrounded by pink paw prints and text about loving dogs and chickens
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Dog Farmer Apron Featuring Once Upon a Time Girl Who Loved is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
dog farmer apron features the phrase ONCE UPON A Time There Was A GIRL WHO Really LOVED DOGS & CHICKENS IT WAS ME THE END across the front, and this text reads as a humorous confession of dual animal obsession. Wearing it signals that you embrace the messy reality of raising both species, and small-scale homesteaders with mixed flocks feel this specific narrative was crafted for their daily life.
Looking At The Front Panel
Stacked typography in white, pink, and yellow frames a central cartoon chicken standing on the panel. A pink heart substitutes for the letter O inside the word LOVED to emphasize the emotional connection described in the text. Four pink paw prints scatter around the yellow bird to represent the dogs referenced in the sentence despite not being drawn. The layout places the introductory story above the illustration and concludes with IT WAS ME THE END below it. This composition unifies the written joke with the visual subject into a single cohesive statement about farm life priorities.
Who Gets The Joke
Backyard farmers and women managing mixed livestock notice the specific reference to dogs and chickens immediately. This dog farmer apron functions as a thoughtful gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone balancing pet ownership with poultry keeping. It is intended for everyday use during feeding time or coop maintenance when practical protection is needed alongside personal expression.
Answers Up Front
What are the dimensions of the waist ties? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing ample length to tie securely in the front. This extra length accommodates various body sizes and allows for multiple knotting options to ensure the apron stays fastened comfortably during active work. How does the ink hold up through washing? The printed design uses durable ink that withstands standard laundering without fading or cracking. The white, pink, and yellow colors remain distinct after repeated washes, ensuring the story and cartoon chicken stay vibrant throughout the garment's lifespan. Does the design include both dogs and chickens visually? Yes, the artwork depicts a yellow chicken centrally while referencing dogs through text and four pink paw prints. This combination confirms the wearer loves both species even though only one animal is illustrated in full form.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Farmer aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- These aprons suit individuals deeply connected to rural living, from professional ranchers to urban gardeners. They appeal to anyone who identifies with the agricultural lifestyle and wants to display pride in their daily work. The designs resonate with people who value tradition, self-sufficiency, and the honest labor associated with raising crops or livestock.
- What specific themes are included here?
- The collection features motifs centered on livestock such as cows, chickens, and hogs. It also includes symbols of patriotism like flags, alongside humorous takes on farm life. Designs range from serious tributes to animal whispering to playful nods to backyard gardening, ensuring there is a style for every type of agricultural enthusiast.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your primary focus. If dairy is central, choose the cow option. For poultry enthusiasts, the chicken design fits best. Those who raise meat animals may prefer the hog print. Consider whether you want to highlight your home status with a backyard theme or express national pride with the flag motif to match your personal identity.
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