

Doxie Dachshund Apron Features I Just Want to Drink Coffee
Doxie dachshund apron - Stacked beige text I just want to drink coffee and hang with my dachshund next to a cup and dog
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Doxie Dachshund Apron Features I Just Want to Drink Coffee is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
doxie dachshund apron puts the phrase I JUST WANT TO DRINK COFFEE & HANG WITH MY DACHSHUND across the front panel, and the words read as a declaration of priorities for dog owners. Wearing it signals that your schedule is dictated by your pet's needs, and coffee lovers who own long-bodied dogs will feel this was made for them.
Inside The Artwork
The artwork centers on a stacked typographic arrangement using white and beige lettering. A beige coffee cup sits to the left of the middle text section, while a dachshund silhouette appears to the right. Three paw prints are positioned horizontally above the dog figure. The design relies entirely on typography and simple shapes rather than complex illustrations. This combination creates a balanced visual that highlights the specific breed preference of the wearer.
Who It Speaks To
This doxie dachshund apron targets individuals who identify strongly with their specific dog breed. It serves as a humorous yet sincere expression of devotion to their pet. Gifting this item acknowledges the recipient's love for both morning coffee and their long-bodied companion. It is worn in casual home settings or kitchens where the owner spends significant time with their dog.
Quick Answers
What are the measurements of the body size and waist ties? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide substantial coverage. Each waist tie extends 42 inches, allowing enough length to tie securely in the front. These dimensions accommodate various body types while keeping the central graphic fully visible without bunching or stretching the fabric.
How does the ink durability perform during washing cycles? The printed graphics remain intact through standard laundering because the ink bonds permanently with the fabric surface. The distressed texture of the beige and white lettering helps mask minor wear over time. You can wash the apron regularly without worrying about the specific text or the dog silhouette fading prematurely.
Does the design feature specific graphics beyond the text? Yes, the design includes a beige coffee cup icon located to the left of the central text stack. Additionally, a row of three distinct paw prints sits above the dachshund silhouette. These graphical elements complement the typography without overwhelming the readable message on the front panel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Wanna aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for this novelty apron collection?
- This collection is made for adults who appreciate humor rooted in pop culture, sports, and family dynamics. Buyers looking for conversation-starting kitchen wear that reflects their personal interests in gaming, television, or athletics will find these designs resonate deeply with their identity and daily life.
- What specific themes are included in this assortment?
- The assortment includes designs inspired by basketball and volleyball players, big brother roles, and hedgehog racing games. You will also find references to pizza, collectible cards, and the character Towelie from Saturday Night Live, offering a broad range of humorous and nostalgic options for various personalities.
- How should I choose the right design from this group?
- Select based on your primary hobby or favorite memory. Athletes might pick the sports-themed options, while fans of retro TV shows or gaming would lean toward the Towelie or hedgehog designs. Consider who you want to impress or make laugh when wearing it in the kitchen or at gatherings.
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