Dog Dad
Drink Dog Dad Apron Featuring I Just Want to Drink Beer
Drink dog dad apron - Stacked text I just want to drink beer and hang with my weiner with dachshund and bottle in retro
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Drink Dog Dad Apron Featuring I Just Want to Drink Beer is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The drink dog dad apron puts the phrase I JUST WANT TO DRINK BEER AND HANG WITH MY WEINER across the front panel. The stacked text uses orange, beige, yellow, and teal colors with a distressed finish. A dachshund silhouette sits beside the lower lines while a bottle replaces the letter I in DRINK. This pun refers to a specific long-bodied breed rather than a sausage. Wearing it signals you value relaxation and your pet over cooking duties, and this design was made for owners who treat their dachshund as their best friend.
The Print, Up Close
Stacked typography in orange, beige, yellow, and teal dominates the center of the panel with a distressed finish. A yellow beer bottle containing the word BEER stands vertically inside the letter I of DRINK. To the left of the fourth and fifth lines, a beige dachshund silhouette faces left with its tail raised. The entire composition has a weathered texture that mimics vintage screen printing. These elements combine to create a humorous visual pun about enjoying beverages and spending time with a specific type of dog.
Made For This Crowd
This drink dog dad apron appeals to owners who identify strongly with their long-bodied pets. It serves as a funny gift for birthdays or Father's Day for someone who prioritizes leisure. Everyday wear happens during casual backyard gatherings or lazy weekend mornings where the wearer wants to signal they are there for fun and company.
Before You Add To Cart
What is the waist size and fit of this apron? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing enough length to tie securely in front. This generous measurement accommodates various body types and ensures the apron stays in place during movement without restricting arm motion. Will the ink withstand regular washing? Yes, the distressed print style is designed to endure laundering. The faded aesthetic means minor wear from washing blends naturally with the intended vintage look rather than appearing damaged. Does the design reference food or animals? The phrase is a pun referring exclusively to a dachshund dog. The visual inclusion of the long-bodied canine silhouette confirms the joke targets pet owners rather than culinary themes.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Dog Dad aprons
- Which dogs are featured?
- The collection includes popular breeds like dachshunds and shih tzus, alongside generic animal motifs and galaxy themes. You will find designs that honor specific breeds or general canine companionship.
- Is it suitable for new dads?
- Yes, the humorous tones appeal to all fathers. Whether you have had your dog for years or just adopted one, these designs celebrate the universal experience of pet parenthood with warmth and wit.
- How do I choose a design?
- Select based on your favorite breed or preferred style. Consider if you prefer the cinematic reference of the dogfather theme or the playful nature of galaxy prints. Match the art to your personal sense of humor.
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