

Drink Funny Dog Apron Features White Typography Reading I
Drink funny dog apron - White text reading I JUST WANT TO DRINK BEER AND PET MY DOG separated by a horizontal line
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
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Drink Funny Dog Apron Features White Typography Reading I is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
drink funny dog apron puts the phrase I JUST WANT TO DRINK BEER AND PET MY DOG across the front. The stacked white lettering reads as a wholesome confession of priorities rather than a party slogan. Wearing it signals that you value simple pleasures and furry companionship, and this specific design was made for anyone who considers their pet equal to a cold beverage.
The Print, Up Close
White typography takes center stage on the black bib, arranging the message in three distinct rows. A thin horizontal line separates the second line from the bottom phrase, creating a structured visual hierarchy. The font style is casual and hand-lettered, reinforcing the relaxed atmosphere of the statement. This layout focuses entirely on the words without distracting graphics or illustrations. The contrast between the bright white ink and the dark fabric makes the sentiment impossible to miss.
Made For This Crowd
Dog lovers and craft beer enthusiasts notice the balance between leisure and responsibility immediately. Gifting this product to a fur parent or brewer acknowledges their specific daily joys. It gets worn in the kitchen while preparing meals or at social gatherings where both topics are discussed. The design respects the wearer's dual passions without prioritizing one over the other.
Before You Add To Cart
What is the neck strap length? The neck strap measures 20-30 inches, allowing for a customizable fit across different body sizes. This adjustable range ensures the apron sits comfortably at the chest regardless of height or build. The generous cut of the black bib extends downward to provide sufficient coverage for the torso during active use.
How do I wash the ink? The white printed text is designed to withstand regular laundering without fading or cracking. You should turn the garment inside out before washing to protect the surface finish. Avoid high heat drying to maintain the integrity of the fabric and the clarity of the lettering over time.
Is this design suitable for non-drinkers? The primary focus remains on the affection for dogs, making it accessible even if alcohol is not part of your routine. The phrase highlights pet ownership as the central theme rather than intoxication. Anyone who identifies as a devoted dog parent will find meaning in the second half of the statement.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Pet Dog aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these themed aprons?
- This collection is made for dog lovers who enjoy expressing their personality through casual wear. It suits individuals who share a strong bond with their pets and appreciate humorous, relatable imagery that reflects their daily life and hobbies involving their furry companions.
- What types of designs are included in this set?
- The selection includes various themes such as gardening, drinking, smoking, and achieving goals. Each design incorporates playful references to common activities and scenarios experienced by dog owners, ensuring there is a style that matches your specific interests and lifestyle preferences.
- How can I choose the right design for my needs?
- Consider your primary hobby or favorite activity with your dog. If you garden, select the gardening theme. If you enjoy social drinks, pick the drink motif. Matching the design to your personal routine ensures the apron feels authentic and relevant to your daily experiences.
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