

Drink Speck Apron Featuring That's What I Do I Drink I Grill
Drink speck apron - Two beer mugs toasting between vertical shish kebabs with stacked white text above and below
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Drink Speck Apron Featuring That's What I Do I Drink I Grill is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
drink speck apron features the phrase THAT'S WHAT I DO, I DRINK, I GRILL, AND I KNOW THINGS across the front. Two beer mugs clink in a toast between vertical shish kebabs, while stacked lettering frames the cartoon art. The sarcasm claims expertise gained through alcohol and barbecue. Wearing it signals that you are the grill master who runs the show, and friends or family members who appreciate a dry sense of humor know this is made for them.
The Print, Up Close
Stacked white text dominates the upper and lower sections of the panel, reading exactly THAT'S WHAT I DO, I DRINK, I GRILL, AND I KNOW THINGS. Centered between these lines are two beer mugs filled with yellow liquid and capped with overflowing white foam. Flanking the glassware on either side are vertical shish kebabs composed of brown cubes and green segments threaded onto metal spikes. The cartoon style gives the scene a playful energy that matches the sarcastic tone of the slogan. Every element sits flat against the grey background, creating a balanced composition that highlights the contrast between the bold typography and the colorful illustrations. This arrangement ensures the message is readable from a distance while the visual details reward closer inspection.
Made For This Crowd
Grill masters and barbecue enthusiasts notice the specific combination of beer and meat immediately. This drink speck apron serves as a humorous declaration of dominance at any outdoor gathering. It gets worn in casual backyard settings where the wearer manages both the smoker and the social atmosphere. The design targets those who prefer to let their cooking and drinking speak for them rather than explaining their techniques. It is a practical garment for protecting clothes while simultaneously making a witty point about one's own competence.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the measurements of the drink speck apron? The body size is 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, offering substantial coverage for the torso. Waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, ensuring they can be tied securely in front regardless of the wearer's build. These dimensions provide a standard fit suitable for most adults standing at a grill or prep table.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed graphics remain intact because the design uses durable application methods suited for frequent laundering. The white text and colored illustrations resist fading when washed according to standard care instructions. This durability ensures the sarcastic message stays legible throughout the entire grilling season.
Does the design include specific food items other than meat? Yes, the vertical shish kebabs feature distinct green segments alongside the brown meat cubes. These green elements represent vegetable pieces threaded onto the skewers between the protein chunks. This detail confirms the presence of non-meat ingredients in the illustrated meal preparation.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Know aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these humorous aprons?
- These aprons suit anyone with a playful personality who enjoys pop culture references and lighthearted jokes. They are made for home cooks, artists, or professionals who want to brings wit to their daily routine without taking themselves too seriously.
- What specific themes are included in this collection?
- The collection features diverse themes including dinosaur motifs like the clap t-rex, musical interests with the guitar design, holiday celebrations such as Valentine's Day, and pop culture nods like unscripted iconic styles. Each design offers a unique visual gag or reference point.
- How do I choose the best design from this set?
- Select a design based on your personal hobbies or favorite media. If you love music, pick the guitar novelty option. For dinosaur enthusiasts, the rex or clap t-rex works well. Choose the theme that resonates most with your daily activities and social circles.
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