

Drinking Crazy Parrot Lady Apron Featuring an 'It's 5
Drinking crazy parrot lady apron - Two parrots flank a red cocktail glass with colorful lights and white script text
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Drinking Crazy Parrot Lady Apron Featuring an 'It's 5 is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The drinking crazy parrot lady apron puts the phrase "It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere" across the front panel, with white script text appearing both above and below a central image. This wording reads as a humorous declaration that it is finally time to relax and enjoy a drink, no matter what the clock actually says. Wearing it signals a willingness to embrace leisure and fun, and home cooks or party hosts who value a relaxed atmosphere will feel it was made for them.
What You Are Looking At
A large red cocktail glass stands centrally on the panel, serving as the focal point for the cartoon artwork. Two parrots perch on the rim of the glass, one displaying bright yellow feathers while the other shows vivid red plumage, both accented with blue and green details. A string of colorful lights in red, yellow, blue, and green is draped loosely around the birds and the glass stem. The entire composition is framed by the white cursive text "It's 5 O'Clock" at the top and "Somewhere" at the bottom, creating a cohesive picture of festive indulgence rather than a collection of separate elements.
The Right Person For It
The drinking crazy parrot lady apron suits home bartenders and cooks who appreciate a lighthearted approach to their hobby. It serves as a perfect gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who loves tropical themes and wholesome humor. In everyday use, it gets worn during weekend gatherings or casual dinner parties where the goal is to unwind and celebrate the moment.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the waist tie measurements for a secure fit? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, which is long enough to tie securely in front. This generous length ensures the apron stays fastened comfortably over various clothing layers and body shapes without being too tight or falling loose during movement.
How does the ink durability hold up during washing? The printed design is engineered to withstand regular laundering without fading or cracking. The ink bonds with the fabric to maintain the vibrancy of the red, yellow, blue, and green colors through multiple wash cycles, keeping the cartoon art looking fresh.
Why is this specific design unique compared to other aprons? This design uniquely combines a specific textual reference with illustrative elements that tell a story of relaxation. Unlike generic patterns, the combination of the "It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere" slogan and the parrot-and-cocktail imagery creates a distinct narrative about taking a break that sets it apart from standard kitchen wear.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Parrot aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for this specific parrot-themed line?
- This collection suits anyone who loves parrots and enjoys expressive, humorous fashion statements. It is particularly well-suited for pet owners, zookeepers, or anyone who appreciates internet memes and wants to show their personality through playful avian imagery during their work or hobby time.
- What makes the graphic designs distinct from generic bird prints?
- These designs incorporate specific cultural references and exaggerated expressions, such as screaming memes or retro styles. Each print tells a story through visual humor rather than just showing a realistic bird, making them talking point that reflect the wearer's appreciation for both nature and comedy.
- How should I choose between the various parrot character options?
- Select based on the level of chaos you wish to convey. Choose the screaming variants for high-energy humor or the more stylized versions like the salt parrot lady for a detail. Consider which character best matches your personal style and the specific vibe you want to project in your workspace.
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