Mole
Easily Animal Apron Featuring a Cartoon Mole
Easily animal apron - Cartoon mole illustration with text EASILY DISTRACTED BY MOLES
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Easily Animal Apron Featuring a Cartoon Mole is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
easily animal apron puts the phrase EASILY DISTRACTED BY MOLES across the front panel, and the words read as a pun on distraction caused by the actual underground rodent. Wearing it signals that you appreciate wordplay in the kitchen or garden, and people who love subterranean humor feel this was made specifically for them.
Inside The Artwork
A cartoon mole sits centered on the black fabric, rendered in shades of grey, white, and pink with distinct orange paws and snout. The text EASILY appears at the top in bold white letters, while DISTRACTED is printed in grey inside a white rectangle immediately below. The phrase concludes with BY MOLES at the bottom in matching white typography. This vertical arrangement frames the animal illustration perfectly within the textual hierarchy.
Who It Speaks To
Gardeners and home cooks notice the specific reference to burrowing pests first. This easily animal apron makes a perfect gift for friends who complain about holes in their lawns but appreciate a good joke. It gets worn during weeding or cooking sessions to signal that you handle garden annoyances with wit rather than frustration.
Quick Answers
What is the length of the neck strap? The neck strap is adjustable and measures between 20 and 30 inches in length. This range accommodates different torso sizes and allows the wearer to tighten the fit securely around the neck before beginning work.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The printed design withstands standard washing cycles because the ink adheres permanently to the black fabric surface. You can clean the apron regularly without worrying that the grey, white, or pink details will fade or peel away from the material.
Does the design reference anything other than the animal itself? Yes, the phrase functions as a double entendre regarding spelling errors versus the actual creature. The visual confirms the biological definition through the cartoon drawing, ensuring the joke lands clearly for anyone who sees the specific rodent depicted on the chest.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Mole aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these mole-themed prints?
- The ideal buyer includes chemistry students who appreciate scientific humor, hunters interested in wildlife management, and gardeners dealing with pests. These aprons suit anyone who finds joy in the duality of the mole as both a scientific unit and a physical animal, blending education with practical utility.
- What specific themes are covered in this group?
- This group covers academic appreciation through the holy chemistry and student mole designs. It also features hunting culture via the mighty hunter apron and gardening struggles with the problem mole option. Additionally, it includes lifestyle expressions through live weird and hit summer styles for broader appeal.
- How should I choose between the different designs?
- Choose the holy chemistry or student mole apron if you want to highlight your academic background. Select the mighty hunter or problem mole versions if your focus is on outdoor activities or garden maintenance. The live weird option works best if you prefer a general statement about taking in uniqueness over specific professional affiliations.
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