Easily Distracted
Easily Farming Apron Featuring EASILY DISTRACTED BY TRACTORS
Easily farming apron - White text EASILY DISTRACTED BY TRACTORS framing orange tractor and three trees
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Easily Farming Apron Featuring EASILY DISTRACTED BY TRACTORS is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
easily farming apron puts the phrase "EASILY DISTRACTED BY TRACTORS" across the front panel, and the words read as a humorous confession of agricultural obsession. Wearing it signals to neighbors that you understand the pull of heavy machinery, and farmers who find joy in simple mechanical things feel this was made for them.
The Artwork Explained
The artwork features white distressed lettering split above and below a central orange tractor illustration. A small star sits centered above the vehicle, while three trees flank the tractor on each side. The design uses a wholesome aesthetic with an orange and white color palette against the canvas background. The layout frames the farm equipment with text that emphasizes the specific distraction mentioned in the print.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This easily farming apron belongs in kitchens where rustic humor is appreciated by organic or local farmers. It serves as a practical gift for fathers day or for dads who enjoy working on their land. The design suits everyday wear during meal prep, acknowledging the wearer's true passion for machinery amidst domestic chores.
What Buyers Ask
What are the pocket dimensions? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 x 7 inches and is split in the middle for easy access. This specific sizing provides ample storage for tools or ingredients while maintaining the structural integrity of the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric. Does the ink withstand washing? The distressed print style is durable because the intentional weathering mimics worn fabric rather than sitting on top as a thick layer. This allows the white and orange graphics to blend with the canvas texture, ensuring the design remains intact through repeated laundering without cracking or peeling. Is the tractor facing left or right? The orange tractor faces toward the left side of the apron with its exhaust pipe rising vertically. This specific orientation pairs with the flanking three trees to create a balanced composition that centers the vehicle within the textual frame.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Easily Distracted aprons
- Who is the best fit for these designs?
- These aprons suit anyone who finds their thoughts drifting to animals, farming equipment, or scientific phenomena. If you enjoy watching cats, working with tractors, or studying bugs, one of these printed styles matches your personality perfectly.
- What themes are included here?
- The collection covers animal humor, agricultural life, and earth sciences. You can choose between domestic pets like cats and goats, farm vehicles like tractors, or educational topics involving insects and geology, ensuring there is a design for every type of distraction.
- How do I pick the right one?
- Select based on your primary interest. Choose the cat or duck versions for lighthearted pet lovers, the tractor or goat options for farming enthusiasts, or the geologist and bug science styles for those fascinated by the natural world and scientific processes.
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