

Eclectus Love Hurts Apron Featuring a Green Parrot Biting
Eclectus love hurts apron - Green parrot biting pink finger with white LOVE HURTS text in cartoon style
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Eclectus Love Hurts Apron Featuring a Green Parrot Biting is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase "eclectus love hurts apron" puts the words LOVE HURTS across the front panel, and reads as a pun on affection versus physical pain from a bite. The central image shows a green parrot gripping a finger in a cartoon style using white, pink, and green. Wearing it signals that you understand the specific risks of bird ownership, and this item was made for avian veterinarians, trainers, and owners who accept the consequences of their bond.
What Is Printed On It
The design places the word LOVE at the top and HURTS at the bottom in white, distressed block lettering. Between these phrases sits a green parrot biting a pink finger, rendered in a bold cartoon style with black outlines. The parrot features a yellow beak and a small red eye, with subtle blue and red detailing on its wing. This arrangement creates a vertical composition where the text frames the action of the bite. The color palette uses only green, white, and pink to highlight the contrast between the bird and the hand. Together, the typography and illustration form a single visual joke about the cost of intimacy with exotic pets.
Who Reaches For This One
Avian veterinarians and bird trainers notice the biting finger first as a symbol of their daily work. This eclectus love hurts apron serves as a gift for Valentine’s Day or birthdays for rescue workers and zookeepers who appreciate the humor. It gets worn in aviaries and clinics where protection from sharp beaks is necessary alongside professional pride. The design validates the physical toll of handling these specific birds without needing explanation.
Questions Before You Order
What are the dimensions of the waist ties? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, ensuring they are long enough to tie securely in front. This length accommodates various body sizes and allows for multiple knotting options over layers of clothing. The extra material prevents the apron from slipping off during active work in an aviary or clinical setting.
How durable is the ink during washing? The print remains intact after laundering because the ink is fused directly into the fabric surface rather than sitting on top. High-temperature washes and standard drying cycles will not cause the white letters or colored parrot details to fade or peel. Regular cleaning maintains the vibrancy of the green and pink elements without requiring special detergents or hand-washing protocols.
Why is this design specific to Eclectus parrots? The artwork depicts a male Eclectus parrot, identified by its distinct bright green plumage and contrasting orange-yellow beak. While other parrots may bite, this specific coloration and beak shape are characteristic of the male Eclectus species. The design targets owners of this particular bird type who recognize the unique appearance and temperament of their pet in the illustration.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Parrot aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for this specific parrot-themed line?
- This collection suits anyone who loves parrots and enjoys expressive, humorous fashion statements. It is particularly well-suited for pet owners, zookeepers, or anyone who appreciates internet memes and wants to show their personality through playful avian imagery during their work or hobby time.
- What makes the graphic designs distinct from generic bird prints?
- These designs incorporate specific cultural references and exaggerated expressions, such as screaming memes or retro styles. Each print tells a story through visual humor rather than just showing a realistic bird, making them talking point that reflect the wearer's appreciation for both nature and comedy.
- How should I choose between the various parrot character options?
- Select based on the level of chaos you wish to convey. Choose the screaming variants for high-energy humor or the more stylized versions like the salt parrot lady for a detail. Consider which character best matches your personal style and the specific vibe you want to project in your workspace.
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