Worry
Either Tattoo Apron Featuring Sarcastic White
Either tattoo apron - Stacked white and cyan text reading DON'T WORRY MY TATTOOS DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER framed
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Either Tattoo Apron Featuring Sarcastic White is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
either tattoo apron puts the phrase 'DON'T WORRY, MY TATTOOS DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER' across the front panel, and the stacked white and cyan text reads as a defensive declaration of loyalty to body art. Wearing it establishes a boundary of respect for ink, and tattoo enthusiasts with permanent markings feel this specific sentiment was crafted for them.
What You Are Looking At
The central design consists entirely of text printed in a distressed typeface that mimics aged stamping. White lettering spells out the upper and lower lines, while the word 'TATTOOS' appears in a bold cyan hue to anchor the composition. Decorative white flourishes sit above and below the text block, framing the message with symmetrical swirls. This arrangement belongs to the category of typographic humor often found in tattoo studios. The graphic functions as a unified emblem rather than a random collection of words.
The Right Person For It
Individuals who have chosen to immortalize art on their skin notice the protective tone immediately. This either tattoo apron serves as an ideal gift for tattoo artists or anyone passionate about body modification culture. It fits naturally into the daily routine of a studio worker or home cook who wants to express personality through functional gear. The wearer utilizes the item to signal that they are unbothered by judgment.
Details Worth Asking About
How wide are the storage compartments? Each front pocket measures exactly 8 inches wide by 7 inches tall, providing ample space for small tools. The pockets are split in the middle to allow easy access to items stored within without removing the entire apron.
Does the print survive washing? The ink is designed to withstand repeated laundering without fading or cracking significantly. The distressed texture of the font actually helps mask minor wear, maintaining the intended vintage aesthetic over time.
Why is this slogan distinct? Unlike generic art quotes, this specific phrase addresses social friction directly through sarcasm. It leverages the shared understanding between tattooed individuals and outsiders to create a moment of humor that validates the wearer's personal style choices.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Worry aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- These aprons suit anyone who uses humor to cope with daily stress. They are made for parents, religious figures, or friends who enjoy light-hearted commentary on life's worries without taking things too seriously all the time.
- What themes are represented in this set?
- The set features characters like lions, foxes, and donuts alongside religious motifs. Each design captures a different aspect of worry, from paternal anxiety to spiritual contemplation, offering a variety of visual expressions for your personal style.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your profession or personality type. If you are a father, try the lion. For a more subtle approach, consider the minimalist outline. Those with faith might prefer the padre design, while animal lovers should look at the fox.
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