

Embrace Child Expires Apron Featuring Every Time I Die Low
Embrace child expires apron - Every Time I Die Low Teens logo with kissing couple and skull pattern in red white
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Embrace Child Expires Apron Featuring Every Time I Die Low is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
embrace child expires apron puts the band name Every Time I Die across the top panel, and the words Low Teens read as the title of the specific album era this design represents. Wearing it signals deep knowledge of the band's discography to fellow music fans, and those who appreciate the fusion of vintage romance and dark punk aesthetics feel it was made for them.
Looking At The Front Panel
The band name sits at the top in white block letters with a distinct red script character separating the words. Below this header, the phrase Low Teens appears in white graffiti-style lettering on the left side of the composition. A couple is illustrated kissing in the center, rendered in black and white against a red background filled with a dense pattern of skulls. A speech bubble at the bottom right contains the text Now That I'm Yours, Discover Me and Now That I'm Yours, Amaze Me. The entire image carries a distressed texture that gives the red, white, and black colors a worn, vintage appearance rather than a fresh print look.
Who Gets The Joke
Fans of the band and the metalcore genre notice the specific album artwork and the graffiti font immediately. Gifting this embrace child expires apron works well for birthdays or concert anniversaries for someone who collects music memorabilia. It gets worn in the kitchen while cooking for house parties or during everyday tasks where the wearer wants to display their affinity for this specific sound.
Answers Up Front
What are the measurements of this embrace child expires apron? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage for most torso sizes. The waist ties are 42 inches on each side, which is long enough to tie securely in front even over bulky clothing layers without running out of material.
How do I wash the ink on this embrace child expires apron? You should wash the garment inside out in cold water to preserve the distressed red, white, and black graphics. Avoid high heat drying because extreme temperatures can crack the print texture and fade the specific color contrast required for the skull pattern to remain visible.
Does the design reference a specific album or song title? The text Low Teens refers directly to the 2007 studio album by the band Every Time I Die. The speech bubble lyrics are taken from the song Disarm Yourself found on that same record, confirming the design is an illustration of that specific release rather than a generic rock motif.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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- It suits artists, musicians, food lovers, and meme enthusiasts who want to express their personality through wearable art. The designs cater to specific hobbies and cultural references, making them ideal gifts for friends who appreciate niche humor and creative expression in their daily workwear.
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- The set includes artistic themes like the crayon apron, musical references such as the oboe apron, and food-related humor found in the funny snack time apron. It also features pop culture trends and seasonal celebrations like Halloween, ensuring there is a design for various personal interests and occasions.
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