

Eye Funny Crow Apron Featuring a Cartoon Crow
Eye funny crow apron - Cartoon crow holding red 3 with THE CROWS HAVE EYES and THE CROWENING text
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Eye Funny Crow Apron Featuring a Cartoon Crow is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The eye funny crow apron puts a cartoon crow across the front panel, and the words THE CROWS HAVE EYES and THE CROWENING land as a pun on a cult horror movie title. Wearing it connects the cook to a community of dark humor fans, and movie buffs who appreciate clever wordplay feel this was made specifically for their kitchen cabinet.
What You Are Looking At
A grey triangle anchors the center of the design behind the head of a cartoon crow rendered in shades of grey and black. The bird grips a large red number three with its claw, integrating the digit directly into the illustration rather than placing it beside the subject. Red lettering arches over the top reading THE CROWS HAVE EYES and curves beneath the bird to complete the phrase THE CROWENING. This combination of geometric shapes, specific color blocking, and typographic arrangement transforms a standard avian portrait into a recognizable piece of film satire.
The Right Person For It
Home cooks who love movie trivia notice the clever substitution of the word crowning first. Gifting this eye funny crow apron to a friend who collects obscure film references shows you understand their specific taste in humor. The design fits perfectly into the everyday situation of preparing a meal where a splash of dark comedy breaks up the monotony of chopping vegetables.
Details Worth Asking About
Does the apron fit various waist sizes? Yes, the waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing ample length to tie securely in front regardless of torso width. This generous measurement ensures the knot stays tight without pulling the fabric uncomfortably against the hips during movement.
How does the ink withstand cleaning? The print is designed to endure washing cycles while maintaining the sharpness of the red lettering and the cartoon details. The colors remain distinct and do not bleed into the grey background even after repeated exposure to water and detergent.
Why does this design reference a specific movie? The phrase THE CROWENING combined with the number three creates a direct pun on a cult horror film, distinguishing it from generic bird illustrations. This specific textual arrangement is the only element that confirms the pop culture reference rather than just depicting a raven or rook.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Crow aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these crow-themed designs?
- This collection suits gothic enthusiasts, Halloween party-goers, and fans of vaporwave or retro gaming aesthetics. It is made for anyone who appreciates dark humor, symbolic animal imagery, and vintage pop culture references expressed through smart, everyday wear.
- What types of crow designs are included here?
- The assortment features diverse styles including a flying crow, a cawing crow, and thematic variants like vaporwave and poetry gothic interpretations. There are also crossover designs involving skulls and gaming elements, offering variety beyond standard bird illustrations.
- How do I choose the right design for my style?
- Select based on your preferred aesthetic. Choose the vaporwave option for neon vibes, the skull design for gaming nostalgia, or the simple crow bird apron for classic elegance. Consider whether you prefer static images or action-oriented graphics like the flying crow.
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