

Fact Fiction Apron Featuring Typography Built
Fact fiction apron - Facts spelled with science tools above Fiction spelled with religious symbols separated by red line
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Fact Fiction Apron Featuring Typography Built is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
fact fiction apron puts the printed words FACTS and Fiction across the front panel, where scientific icons build the top line and mystical symbols construct the bottom. A red line separates these two distinct worlds to signal a preference for empirical evidence over belief. Wearing it signals a commitment to logic during daily tasks, and educators or skeptics reading it feel it was made specifically for their worldview.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
The upper section of the design spells FACTS using white illustrations of scientific instruments and diagrams. The letter F appears inside a square resembling a periodic table entry, followed by a drafting compass for A, a microscope for C, a telescope for T, and a DNA strand for S. A single red horizontal line divides this row from the text below. The word Fiction forms beneath the divider using white religious and mystical iconography. These characters include a gothic-style F, a Star of David, a small cross, a crescent moon with a star, a standard cross, an Ankh, a Yin Yang circle, and a torii gate. This layout visually enforces the separation between the two concepts through both content and color.
Where It Earns Its Keep
This fact fiction apron fits best in the hands of science teachers, philosophers, or anyone who favors evidence over faith. It makes a thoughtful gift for colleagues or relatives who appreciate intellectual honesty and rational thought. People wearing it in a kitchen or workshop communicate their personal stance without speaking, turning routine activities into quiet expressions of their beliefs.
Good To Know
What are the exact measurements of this fact fiction apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover the torso effectively. This dimension ensures sufficient protection for the wearer's clothing while maintaining a standard silhouette suitable for most adults working in tight spaces.
How does the ink withstand washing and wear? The print uses durable white graphics that resist fading through repeated cleaning cycles. Since the design consists of solid shapes rather than gradients, the edges remain crisp and the contrast between the symbols and the fabric stays sharp over time.
Does this design represent a specific philosophical stance? Yes, the artwork explicitly contrasts empirical science with religious symbolism to advocate for a materialist worldview. By constructing Facts from tools of inquiry and Fiction from objects of worship, the design asserts that tangible evidence holds more value than spiritual narratives.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Fiction aprons
- Who should buy these themed aprons?
- These are ideal for librarians, teachers, writers, and students who enjoy literary discussions. They suit anyone who wants to display their love for classic novels, political theory, or academic history during work or casual gatherings at home.
- What specific designs are included here?
- We offer prints featuring George Orwell, UC Santa Cruz history, May Science, Trump narratives, and general freedom themes. There are also options for sci-fi Halloween enthusiasts, political fiction lovers, and libertarian readers seeking unique talking point.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Select based on your favorite author or political stance. If you prefer dystopian classics, choose Orwell. For academic pride, pick UCSC. Those interested in current events might select the Trump or Libertarian designs to express their views clearly.
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