
Animal Chicken Apron
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Farmer farm chicken apron - White distressed chicken illustration above stacked CRAZY CHICKEN LADY text and arrows
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Farmer Farm Chicken Apron Features Distressed White is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase farmer farm chicken apron introduces a design featuring the words CRAZY CHICKEN LADY stacked in three lines of distressed white lettering. A chicken illustration sits centered above two horizontal arrows and decorative flourishes, with a final arrow below the text. This wholesome humor celebrates poultry keepers rather than implying instability. Wearing it signals pride in backyard flocks to other enthusiasts, and this piece was made for women who consider their hens family.
A white chicken illustration anchors the top center of the panel, standing above a horizontal arrow flanked by decorative flourishes. The text CRAZY CHICKEN LADY stacks vertically in the middle using a distressed white font that evokes vintage signage. A second arrow runs beneath the final word to balance the composition and frame the declaration. These elements combine to create a cohesive retro graphic that honors the subject of poultry keeping through classic typographic styling rather than modern irony.
Poultry farmers notice the specific blend of bold declaration and rustic imagery that defines this look. Gifting this farmer farm chicken apron to a hen lover acknowledges their dedication to flock care. Everyday situations like collecting eggs or cleaning coops become opportunities to display this quiet pride in a working environment that values function alongside personality.
What are the waist tie measurements? The apron includes 42-inch ties on each side, providing enough length to secure comfortably in front without excess bulk. This specific dimension ensures a customizable fit for various torso sizes while maintaining stability during active use in the coop or kitchen. How does the ink hold up after cleaning? The distressed white print is designed to withstand washing cycles because the texture mimics wear rather than sitting as a thick surface layer. This quality allows the graphic to maintain its vintage aesthetic even after repeated laundering, keeping the design legible and intact over time. Why does this design suit a poultry keeper specifically? The artwork displays a single hen standing above directional arrows and stacked typography that reads CRAZY CHICKEN LADY. This combination of rural iconography and bold statement text creates a unique identity for flock owners that standard farm patterns cannot replicate.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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