Raccoon
Fast Camping Apron Featuring a Live Fast Eat Trash Raccoon
Fast camping apron - Raccoon face inside retro striped sunset with live fast eat trash text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Fast Camping Apron Featuring a Live Fast Eat Trash Raccoon is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase LIVE FAST, EAT TRASH appears prominently on this fast camping apron. Arched beige lettering tops a circular graphic containing a raccoon face and tree silhouettes. Straight text below completes the sarcastic message about campsite wildlife. Wearing this acknowledges the truth about nocturnal visitors, and fellow campers who have lost snacks to these animals will instantly recognize the sentiment.
Looking At The Front Panel
The central graphic places a detailed raccoon portrait inside a retro-style sun composed of horizontal stripes. The color palette includes beige, red, teal, and yellow bands behind the animal. Beige text reading LIVE FAST curves over the top edge of the circle. Below the image, the words EAT TRASH run horizontally in the same bold font. The silhouette of coniferous trees lines the bottom curve of the circle. These elements combine into a cohesive vintage illustration rather than a collection of separate parts.
Who Gets The Joke
Hikers and campers notice the specific behavior described by the text first. The sarcasm targets those who have seen a raccoon raid an unsecured cooler. A fast camping apron makes sense as a birthday or holiday gift for the friend who always complains about missing food. It fits perfectly during evening meals when wildlife activity peaks around the campfire.
Answers Up Front
What are the dimensions of the body and waist ties? The body size is 28 inches wide by 34 inches long. Waist ties measure 42 inches on each side. This length ensures a secure fit for most adult builds.
How does the ink hold up after repeated washing? The printed design is durable enough for standard laundering. The colors remain distinct through multiple wash cycles without fading or peeling.
Does the design reference a specific animal behavior? Yes, it highlights the raccoon's reputation for scavenging human food. The phrase EAT TRASH specifically mocks their tendency to rummage through camp debris.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Raccoon aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these raccoon-themed items?
- These aprons suit individuals who enjoy playful animal art and have a fondness for raccoons. They are made for home cooks, gardeners, or anyone who appreciates humorous and creative textile designs that spark conversation during daily activities.
- What specific themes are featured in this set?
- The set features diverse themes including kitchen elements with arugula, pop culture references like samurai anime, and family dynamics such as cat dad motifs. Each design offers a distinct perspective on the raccoon character, ranging from sci-fi aliens to traditional street-style aesthetics.
- How do I choose the best print for my personality?
- Consider your hobbies and favorite genres when selecting a print. If you love cooking, the arugula design works well. For anime fans, the samurai style is ideal. Those who prefer quirky humor might choose the trashed or pill-inspired designs for a more eccentric look.
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