

Festivus Pole Apron Featuring Frank Costanza in Orange
Festivus pole apron - Frank Costanza holding blue pole with orange oval sign and green sunburst rays
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Festivus Pole Apron Featuring Frank Costanza in Orange is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
festivus pole apron displays the phrase It's A Festivus For the rest of us above a cartoon illustration of Frank Costanza holding a blue pole. The design uses orange, green, tan, and light blue to create a sunburst background behind an oval sign. Wearing this garment signals appreciation for ironic holiday traditions, and fans of the sitcom recognize the specific character portrayal immediately.
What Is Printed On It
The artwork features Frank Costanza as the central subject, depicted in a cartoon style wearing a tan jacket while gripping a vertical light blue pole. An orange oval sign containing the word Festivus sits directly behind his head, set against a background of radiating green and tan rays. The text It's A appears in script at the top left, while For the rest of us curves along the bottom edge. This layout places the character between the upper and lower text lines, creating a unified composition that relies on the specific color palette of orange, green, tan, and light blue to evoke the retro aesthetic of the scene.
Who Reaches For This One
Viewers who enjoy sarcasm and holiday parody reach for this one when they need kitchen wear that matches their personality. Gifting this item to someone who celebrates alternative traditions honors their specific sense of humor without requiring explanation. It functions best during casual family gatherings where the wearer wants to acknowledge the absurdity of the season through the character's expression.
Questions Before You Order
Does the apron fit over standard clothing sizes? Yes, the body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to accommodate various torso depths, and the waist ties are 42 inches on each side to ensure a secure fit when tied in front. This generous sizing prevents the fabric from pulling tight against the body during movement, allowing the wearer to cook comfortably without restriction.
Will the printed design survive repeated cleaning cycles? The ink is durable enough to withstand washing because it is applied as a solid graphic layer rather than a surface coating that peels or fades with regular use and detergent exposure. This construction ensures the colors remain vibrant and the text stays legible throughout the lifespan of the garment.
Is the pole held in the same hand as shown in the reference image? Yes, the illustration depicts the figure holding the vertical blue pole with his left hand positioned near the bottom, while his right hand is raised in an open palm gesture. This specific positioning distinguishes the design from other variations and maintains the iconic pose associated with the character's presentation of the holiday.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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- What does the festivus pole apron reference?
- It references the fictional holiday from Seinfeld. The design appeals to fans of the show. It symbolizes alternative traditions and skepticism toward commercialism. People who enjoy witty pop culture references will appreciate this unique addition to their kitchen or studio wardrobe.
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