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Fishing Master Apron Featuring Master Baiters Pole Dancing
Fishing master apron - Red cartoon fish holding rod inside blue circle with Master Baiters Pole Dancing Club text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Fishing Master Apron Featuring Master Baiters Pole Dancing is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
fishing master apron features the phrase MASTER BAITERS POLE DANCING CLUB alongside a cartoon red fish holding a rod. The text IM ONLY A HOOKER ON THE WEEKENDS clarifies that this refers to angling, not nightlife. Wearing it signals your true hobby to fellow enthusiasts, and weekend anglers know this design celebrates their passion without apology.
What The Print Says
The printed words read MASTER BAITERS in an arch above a red oval containing POLE DANCING CLUB. A cartoon red fish grips a fishing rod inside a light blue circle marked with white water waves. The bottom line states IM ONLY A HOOKER ON THE WEEKENDS in red letters. This pun uses fishing terminology to describe weekend leisure rather than adult entertainment. The artwork combines bold red and light blue hues to create a humorous badge for amateur fishermen who value wit over prestige.
The Cook It Was Made For
This fishing master apron belongs to hobbyists who treat weekend baiting as a serious craft. It serves as a humorous gift for the friend who swaps work clothes for fishing gear every Saturday. You wear it at the boat launch or lakeside dock when you want to signal your identity through wordplay rather than equipment.
Ordering Questions
Does the waist tie accommodate different body sizes? Yes, each side measures 42 inches long, providing ample length to secure a comfortable fit around various waists without slipping. This generous dimension ensures the apron stays in place during movement while allowing enough excess fabric to form a secure knot.
Will the ink survive repeated washing cycles? The screen-printed lettering and graphics bond deeply to the fabric, retaining sharp edges and vibrant red and blue colors through standard laundering routines. The durability of the print means the pun remains legible and colorful even after many washes.
How does this design differ from standard fishing apparel? Unlike generic catch-and-release slogans, this specific layout pairs a pole dancing club reference with a hooker joke that only resonates with those understanding the double entendre. The unique combination of text creates a niche appeal distinct from typical outdoor gear.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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