Drinking Beer
Four 4th of July Apron Featuring Abraham Lincoln
Four 4th of july apron - Cartoon Lincoln with sunglasses and flag beer cans under Four Score And Seven Beers ago text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Four 4th of July Apron Featuring Abraham Lincoln is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A four 4th of july apron puts the phrase FOUR SCORE, AND SEVEN, Beers ago across the front panel, and the words land as a pun on the Gettysburg Address referencing a time before alcohol was introduced. Wearing it adds a layer of irreverent humor to kitchen work, and grill masters and party hosts who enjoy historical wordplay feel it was made for them.
Inside The Artwork
The artwork centers a cartoon portrait of Abraham Lincoln wearing dark aviator sunglasses and a red bow tie. White text reading FOUR SCORE arches over his head, while AND SEVEN Beers ago sits beneath him. Two beer cans decorated with red, white, and blue stars and stripes flank the president on either side. Yellow fireworks burst in the background behind the figure, completing the red, white, blue, brown, and yellow color scheme. This composition transforms a solemn historical moment into a lighthearted celebration of Independence Day drinking culture.
Who It Speaks To
Grillers and home cooks who celebrate national holidays notice the playful twist on American history first. A four 4th of july apron makes a great gift for veterans or history buffs who also enjoy a casual drink. This item gets worn in everyday situations like backyard barbecues or summer cookouts where the wearer wants to entertain guests with a clever visual joke while protecting their clothing from splatters.
Quick Answers
What are the measurements of the apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide adequate coverage for most adults. This specific dimension ensures the print stays centered on the chest and stomach area regardless of the wearer's height, offering reliable protection during active cooking tasks.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed design is durable enough to withstand standard laundering without fading or cracking significantly. The ink bonds with the fabric surface to maintain the crispness of the white lettering and the vibrant red, white, and blue colors through multiple wash cycles.
Does the design reference a specific historical document? Yes, the text directly quotes the opening line of the Gettysburg Address but replaces the original sentiment with a drinking reference. This specific textual alteration turns a formal historical address into a humorous meme about the timeline of beer consumption.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Drinking Beer aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these aprons?
- These aprons suit beer enthusiasts who enjoy hosting gatherings, celebrating holidays, or honoring family traditions. They are ideal for people who want their attire to reflect their love for craft beverages and their sense of humor regarding social rituals and seasonal events.
- What types of designs are included here?
- The collection includes humorous prints, holiday-themed artwork, and character-specific references. You will find designs featuring flamingos, crafts, political satire, and family-oriented motifs that align with various social occasions and personal tastes related to beer culture.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on the occasion or the person you are shopping for. Consider whether you need something for a patriotic holiday, a family reunion, or a casual night out. Matching the theme to the event ensures the apron enhances the atmosphere and connects with guests effectively.
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