
Stick Find Aprons Around
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Funk find aprons - White distressed text reading Around and Find Out with a small stick figure leaning on the first
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funk Find Aprons Around is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
funk find aprons displays the phrase AROUND & FIND OUT in distressed white lettering. The text reads as a sarcastic warning against procrastination or reckless action. Wearing it signals that the wearer appreciates dry humor about consequences, and people who enjoy music puns or sardonic wit feel this was made for them.
A white stick figure stands to the left of the large word AROUND, leaning its back against the vertical stroke of the letter A. Motion lines appear behind the figure's legs to suggest movement or shuffling. Below this primary element, the text & FIND OUT appears in a smaller, greyish-white font. The entire print utilizes a distressed texture that mimics worn or faded ink. This composition combines a simple model with bold typography to create a unified image of playful defiance rather than a collection of separate parts.
The trade here is humor, specifically the kind that relies on sarcasm and wordplay. A person looking for this product notices the interaction between the character and the lettering first. Gifting this item works well for birthdays or holidays for someone known for their cynical outlook. Everyday situations include casual parties or relaxed work environments where a visual joke breaks the tension more effectively than spoken words.
What is the width of the main body panel? The main body measures 28 inches wide, providing significant surface area for the central design. This dimension ensures the graphic remains prominent and centered on the torso regardless of the wearer's size. The substantial width accommodates the horizontal layout of the text and figure without crowding the edges. How does the distressed ink style affect washability? The distressed aesthetic means the print intentionally lacks solid coverage, which often makes such designs more durable than solid blocks of ink. Because the texture relies on negative space and speckling, the pattern blends into the fabric during laundering rather than cracking or peeling off in large sheets. This finish holds up better through repeated washing cycles compared to flat, heavy prints. Does the design depict a specific musical artist? No, the artwork uses a generic stick figure model rather than a likeness of a famous musician. While the phrase plays on a song title, the visual representation remains abstract and universally applicable. This distinction allows the design to function as general sarcasm rather than unauthorized fan merchandise or biographical reference.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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