

Funny Call Old Fashioned Aprons Featuring a Gold Line-art
Funny call old fashioned aprons - Gold line art of bottle and glass in oval with text CALL ME OLD FASHIONED
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Call Old Fashioned Aprons Featuring a Gold Line-art is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
Funny call old fashioned aprons puts the phrase CALL ME OLD FASHIONED across the front panel, and the words function as a pun for anyone who knows the classic cocktail. Wearing it shows you have a sense of humor about spirits, and this specific design was crafted for whiskey enthusiasts who want to blend bar culture with kitchen utility.
The Design Itself
A gold line-art bottle stands upright next to a short glass containing ice, both centered inside a tall oval frame that mimics a vintage label. The lettering appears below the illustrations in the same gold tone, with the word OLD bracketed by two small stars and FASHIONED arching along the lower curve of the border. This layout keeps the composition balanced and legible, ensuring the pun remains the focal point of the graphic. The simplicity of the line work gives the print a timeless quality that complements the traditional nature of the drink it references.
Occasions It Fits
Bartenders and home mixologists notice the specific bottle and glass shape immediately as a nod to the classic recipe. Gifting this funny call old fashioned aprons works well for birthdays or holidays for anyone who considers themselves a connoisseur of spirits. You will likely see it worn at weekend brunches or dinner parties where serving cocktails is part of the entertainment.
Things People Ask
What are the waist tie measurements? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, which is long enough to tie securely in the front. This extra length accommodates various body sizes and allows for multiple knotting options behind the back if needed. The generous dimension ensures the apron stays in place during active use without feeling restrictive around the waist.
How durable is the gold ink during washing? The gold print is designed to withstand regular cleaning cycles without fading or peeling prematurely. Because the design uses solid line art rather than delicate gradients, the ink bonds firmly to the fabric surface. Standard laundering procedures maintain the integrity of the gold color and the sharpness of the lettering over time.
Does the text layout follow the frame shape? Yes, the word FASHIONED specifically curves along the bottom arc of the oval border rather than sitting in a straight line. This typographic choice reinforces the badge-like appearance of the entire graphic and integrates the text into the structural outline of the design. It distinguishes this print from standard rectangular layouts by making the words part of the frame itself.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Fashioned aprons
- Who is the best audience for these themed bib aprons?
- This collection suits cocktail lovers, holiday decorators, and anyone who enjoys a classic aesthetic. It works well for home cooks who want to add personality to their kitchen attire while staying true to traditional styles.
- What types of designs are included in this set?
- You will find variations centered on whiskey culture, Christmas holidays, and general festive themes. Each apron highlights specific elements like Santa imagery or drink references to match your personal interests.
- How do I choose the right design from this group?
- Select based on your primary hobby or upcoming event. If you host parties, pick whiskey-themed options. For winter celebrations, choose Santa designs. Consider what activity you perform most often when deciding.
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