Champagne
Funny Champagne Apron Featuring White Stacked Text That
Funny champagne apron - White stacked text reading THAT'S WHAT I DO, I DRINK CHAMPAGNE AND I KNOW THINGS with lion
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Champagne Apron Featuring White Stacked Text That is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The funny champagne apron puts the phrase THAT'S WHAT I DO, I DRINK CHAMPAGNE AND I KNOW THINGS across the front panel. The stacked white lettering and ornamental flourishes land as a sophisticated joke about using alcohol for wisdom. Wearing it signals that you handle party duties with confidence, and hosts who love bold humor know this was made for them.
What Is Printed On It
This typography-only design places white text in six distinct lines separated by horizontal dividers. Small lions appear at the top and bottom center within ornamental flourishes. The layout relies entirely on font size and spacing rather than illustrations. The result is a cohesive emblem that belongs to the category of witty party wear.
Who Reaches For This One
Party planners notice the clever wordplay first when selecting kitchen gear. A funny champagne apron serves as a perfect gift for birthdays or anniversaries. It gets worn during dinner parties where the host wants to acknowledge their role with style.
Questions Before You Order
What is the neck strap length? The neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different body types. This adjustable range ensures a secure fit for most adults wearing the generous cut bib.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The white print remains visible because it is bonded directly to the black fabric surface. Standard laundering preserves the contrast between the text and the dark material without fading the message.
Does the design reference a specific show? The phrase plays on popular culture regarding knowledge gained through drinking. While it evokes a specific TV character, the artwork presents the text as a general statement of party spirit.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Champagne aprons
- Who is the best audience for this specific set?
- This set is ideal for enthusiastic entertainers and party hosts who love celebrating life's milestones. It also suits individuals who enjoy morning brunches or weekend gatherings where sparkling wine plays a central role in the social experience and shared joy.
- What distinct themes are featured in these prints?
- Prints include bubbly motifs representing fizz, cozy coffee-style layouts reimagined for drinks, maternal nods, constant celebration phrases, sunny vibes, humorous quotes, early morning contexts, and dynamic popping corks. Each design targets a different facet of drinking culture.
- How should I choose among the available options?
- Select based on your preferred occasion type. Choose sunny or morning designs for brunch events. Pick bubble or pop graphics for general parties. Use mami or alway styles for personal gifts that highlight enduring relationships and frequent toasting moments with loved ones.
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