Peacock
Funny Costume Animal Apron Featuring I'M
Funny costume animal apron - I'M WITH THE PEACOCK text and distressed white pointing hand illustration
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Costume Animal Apron Featuring I'M is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
This funny costume animal apron puts the phrase I'M WITH THE PEACOCK across the front panel, and the words read as a sarcastic declaration of loyalty to a specific bird. A pointing hand illustration sits below two stacked lines of distressed white text to reinforce the message, and wearing it signals that you prefer the peacock over other options, and peacock lovers or those who enjoy dry wit will feel this was made for them.
What Is Printed On It
Two lines of distressed white text spell out the slogan at the top of the design. Centered below these letters is a graphic of a hand with an extended index finger pointing horizontally. The entire print uses only white ink against the background to achieve a weathered, vintage aesthetic. This layout combines typography with a simple gesture to create a memorable visual statement that belongs to the category of animal-themed humor.
Who Reaches For This One
Peacock lovers and animal enthusiasts notice the specific bird reference first. This funny costume animal apron makes a perfect gift for Halloween, Thanksgiving, or Christmas for anyone who enjoys silly dress-up accessories. It gets worn in the kitchen or at parties to show personality while keeping clothes clean from messes during cooking or entertaining guests.
Questions Before You Order
Does this apron have storage space for holding items? Yes, it features two front pockets that are split in the middle to prevent items from sliding across. Each pocket measures 8 by 7 inches, providing ample room to hold utensils, phones, or towels securely while you work without needing extra accessories. Will the white ink survive multiple wash cycles? The print is durable on the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric, which stiffens initially but softens after two or three washes. You should wash it inside out in cold water to maintain the integrity of the distressed white lettering and prevent fading over time. Why does the hand point to the right side? The pointing hand directs attention away from the text to complete the visual sentence of the slogan. This specific orientation is necessary for the joke to land correctly, ensuring the gesture aligns with the reading flow of the stacked white letters above it.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Peacock aprons
- Who will enjoy this collection?
- Fans of bold avian art and bright color palettes will appreciate these designs. They suit anyone looking for distinctive, conversation-starting apparel that reflects an appreciation for nature's beauty and artistic expression in daily wear.
- What styles are available?
- Options include detailed blue prints, textured feather patterns, and hybrid human-bird motifs. Each design focuses on capturing the essence of the peacock through different artistic lenses, offering variety within the theme of bright plumage and animal inspiration.
- How do I choose?
- Select based on your preference for color intensity or pattern complexity. Those who favor deep blues may prefer the blue animal print, while others might lean toward the textured feather designs. Consider which artistic interpretation best matches your personal style.
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