Crazy Parrot Lady
Funny Crazy Parrot Lady Apron Featuring a Colorful Cartoon
Funny crazy parrot lady apron - Cartoon parrot with orange blue red and green feathers perched on branch above CRAZY
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Crazy Parrot Lady Apron Featuring a Colorful Cartoon is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
funny crazy parrot lady apron puts the phrase CRAZY PARROT LADY across the front panel, and the words read as a proud declaration of ownership over a chaotic feathered life. Wearing it signals that you embrace the beautiful mess of bird keeping, and fellow avians know this design celebrates their specific devotion.
Inside The Artwork
A cartoon parrot perched on a brown branch sits directly atop the large white word CRAZY, creating a unified graphic stack. The phrase PARROT LADY appears centered beneath the larger text in a matching white font. The bird itself displays distinct patches of orange, blue, red, and green coloring that stand out against the grey background. This wholesome arrangement identifies the wearer as someone who accepts the unique energy of keeping pet parrots as a defining lifestyle trait rather than a passing interest.
Who It Speaks To
Bird owners and breeders notice the accurate colorful depiction of the parrot species first when viewing this garment. Gifting this funny crazy parrot lady apron to a dedicated feeder acknowledges their personal commitment to animal welfare. It is specifically designed to be worn during daily cage cleaning or feeding sessions to display personality while performing necessary maintenance tasks.
Quick Answers
Does this apron have pockets large enough for supplies? Yes, the two front pockets measure 8 by 7 inches each and are split in the middle to allow for easy access. This specific configuration provides ample space for holding small bird supplies like seeds, tools, or waste bags without restricting movement while working.
Will the print survive repeated laundering? The ink remains durable through standard washing cycles because it is integrated into the heavy 10 oz cotton canvas fabric. The material stiffens at first but softens after two to three washes, ensuring the colorful parrot design stays intact and vibrant throughout the garment's lifespan.
Is the design specific to parrot enthusiasts only? Absolutely, the combination of the perched parrot illustration and the specific text labels targets only those who keep these birds. Unlike generic animal aprons, this item references the exact hobby of parrot ownership, making it instantly recognizable to anyone else in the avian community.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Crazy Parrot Lady aprons
- Which design best fits a lover of large macaws?
- The parrot talking bird apron is ideal for owners of large, vocal macaws. It captures the essence of intelligent, chatty birds that dominate conversations. This design appeals to those who enjoy interactive play and verbal engagement with their feathered friends daily.
- Are there options for cockatiel enthusiasts specifically?
- Yes, the collection includes both the cute crazy parrot lady apron and the funny cockatiel crazy parrot lady apron. These designs highlight the crest and cheerful nature of cockatiels, made for owners who appreciate their sweet personalities and musical whistles.
- Who should choose the caique bird apron?
- This design suits energetic owners of caiques, known for their acrobatic flips and clownish behavior. It is made for those who find humor in their pets' constant movement and zest for life, celebrating the unique charm of this active species.
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