Microbiologist
Funny Cultured Microbiologist Apron Featuring a Petri Dish
Funny cultured microbiologist apron - Petri dish with green colony, black top hat, purple dots, and I'm Cultured text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Cultured Microbiologist Apron Featuring a Petri Dish is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase "funny cultured microbiologist apron" introduces a design featuring the text "I'm Cultured" arched over a petri dish. Inside, a green bacterial colony wearing a black top hat contains purple dots. The pun refers to being well-read or sophisticated rather than laboratory work. Wearing it signals professional pride and wit in the lab. Researchers and students who appreciate scientific humor will feel this was made for them.
The Graphic, Piece By Piece
The text "I'm Cultured" appears in white, curved lettering positioned directly above a petri dish rendered with a silver rim and white interior. A bright green bacterial colony sits within the dish, decorated with scattered purple dots and topped with a distinct black top hat. This cartoon-style illustration relies on specific colors—white, green, silver, black, and purple—to create a clean, high-contrast image. The subject belongs to the field of microbiology, specifically representing the study of microorganisms. The combination of the formal hat and the biological specimen transforms a standard lab tool into a symbol of intellectual sophistication.
Days You Would Grab It
Microbiologists and biology students notice the pun immediately upon seeing the top hat and text. Gifting this funny cultured microbiologist apron works well for graduations, birthdays, or holidays for anyone studying life sciences. It gets worn daily in university labs, research facilities, or teaching environments where scientists want to express their passion without taking themselves too seriously.
Before Buying
Do the pockets fit long tools? Yes, the two front pockets measure 8 by 7 inches each and are split in the middle to accommodate long utensils while keeping them secure.
Will the ink survive repeated washes? The printed design remains intact after laundering because the ink bonds with the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric that softens after two or three washes.
Is the joke about bacteria or personality? The phrase is a pun on sophistication; the top hat and "I'm Cultured" text confirm it celebrates intellect rather than just microbial culture.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Microbiologist aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This set is ideal for microbiology students, laboratory technicians, and researchers who want to display their professional identity. It also suits teachers who instruct classes on microbial life and diagnostic procedures. Anyone passionate about cellular biology or virology will find these designs resonate with their daily work and academic interests.
- What themes are featured in these designs?
- The designs cover various aspects of microbiology including viral structures, resilient organisms like tardigrades, and specific job roles such as phlebotomy. You will find references to classroom teaching and departmental pride. The artwork captures both the scientific rigor and the lighthearted moments found in laboratory settings and educational environments.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your specific role or favorite subject matter. If you work with viruses, pick the retrovirus option. For general lab pride, the badass microbiologist style works well. Consider whether you prefer humorous takes or serious scientific illustrations when browsing the available options for your personal wardrobe.
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