Grilling
Funny Drink Barbecue Apron Featuring That's What I Do I
Funny drink barbecue apron - White distressed text That's What I Do I Drink And I Grill Things surrounding a grill icon
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Drink Barbecue Apron Featuring That's What I Do I is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A funny drink barbecue apron puts the phrase "That's WHAT I DO, I DRINK And I GRILL THINGS" across the front panel, and the stacked white lettering lands as a wholesome declaration of grilling as a lifestyle. Wearing it signals pride in outdoor cooking to fellow enthusiasts, and dads who manage a smoker for weekend brisket feel this design was made specifically for them.
What Is Printed On It
The artwork features bold, distressed white typography arranged vertically against the dark fabric background. A central oval frame houses a graphic of a round charcoal grill with a spatula and tongs crossed behind it. Surrounding this core image is an ornate decorative white swirl border that creates a vintage label aesthetic. The text remains strictly legible through the weathered texture, maintaining the exact sequence "That's WHAT I DO, I DRINK And I GRILL THINGS" from top to bottom.
Who Reaches For This One
Home smokers notice the specific reference to grilling culture first, recognizing the layout as a nod to traditional whiskey branding. This funny drink barbecue apron serves as an ideal birthday or Father's Day gift for grandpas who love fire management. It gets worn in real situations where the wearer stands over a hot smoker for hours, turning a functional garment into a conversation piece about low-and-slow cooking techniques.
Questions Before You Order
Does the neck strap fit larger builds? Yes, the strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to ensure a secure fit for most adults. This generous range allows the black bib apron to sit comfortably regardless of the wearer's height or build, preventing the neck loop from becoming too tight during extended cooking sessions.
Will the white print fade after washing? The distressed white ink is designed to withstand regular cleaning without peeling or cracking. The print method bonds with the fabric to maintain the vintage aesthetic through multiple washes, ensuring the humorous message remains visible and intact throughout the grilling season.
Is the quote meant to be taken seriously? No, the phrase functions as a lighthearted celebration of hobbyist dedication rather than a strict rule. The wholesome humor acknowledges that many grill masters treat their equipment with the same reverence usually reserved for fine spirits, making it a relatable joke for anyone who spends weekends pulling pork.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Grilling aprons
- Who is the best fit for this grilling apparel?
- This collection suits anyone who enjoys outdoor cooking, from novice grillers to experienced pitmasters. It appeals to those who appreciate barbecue humor and want to show off their passion for smoking meats during family gatherings or cookouts.
- What themes are featured in these designs?
- The designs focus on barbecue culture, featuring puns about smoking, meat cuts like bacon, and playful phrases related to pitmaster life. Each apron uses visual jokes that resonate with people who spend time near charcoal or smokers.
- How do I pick the right design for me?
- Choose based on your preferred type of humor, whether it involves brainy smoking tips or classic meat references. Consider if you prefer subtle nods to barbecue or bold statements that declare your identity as a dedicated grill enthusiast at every event.
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