
Lettuce Romaine Calm and Carrot
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Gardener romaine calm and carrot on apron - Green lettuce and orange carrot with white text ROMAINE CALM AND CARROT
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Gardener Romaine Calm and Carrot is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase gardener romaine calm and carrot on apron puts a witty vegetable pun across the front panel, and the words read as a play on the phrase 'remain calm and carry on'. Wearing this garment signals that the wearer enjoys wordplay in the garden, and home cooks who appreciate clever references to fresh produce will feel this was made specifically for their sense of humor.
A white rectangular border encloses the entire design on the front panel, framing the central elements clearly. A single piece of green romaine lettuce sits at the top center, serving as the visual anchor for the first part of the joke. Below the lettuce, the words ROMAINE CALM appear in thin white capital letters, followed by a horizontal orange carrot illustration. The final line of text reads AND CARROT ON at the bottom, completing the pun. This layout combines simple botanical drawings with minimalist typography to create a cohesive graphic statement suitable for kitchen wear.
Gardeners and home cooks notice the pun immediately because it connects daily labor with a familiar saying. This gardener romaine calm and carrot on apron serves as a gift for anyone who finds joy in growing their own food or preparing meals. It gets worn during actual planting and harvesting seasons, or simply while chopping vegetables in the kitchen, turning routine tasks into a moment of lighthearted expression.
Does the waist tie fit large frames? Yes, the apron includes waist ties that measure 42 inches on each side. This specific length ensures there is enough fabric to wrap around the waist and tie securely in front, accommodating various body sizes comfortably without being too short or restrictive.
Will the ink survive repeated washes? The printed design holds up well through standard laundering because the colors are integrated into the fabric surface. You can wash this item regularly to maintain cleanliness without worrying that the white lettering or vegetable illustrations will fade or peel away after multiple cycles.
Is the pun specific to gardening? Yes, the humor relies entirely on the double meaning of the words ROMAINE and CARROT as both vegetables and phonetic substitutes for remain and carry. No other product uses this specific combination of leafy greens and root vegetables to express resilience, making it unique to those who identify with horticulture or fresh food preparation.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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