

Glue Wood Apron Featuring My Other Apron Has Wood Glue on It
Glue wood apron - White text reading My Other Shirt Has Wood Glue On It on a black bib
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Glue Wood Apron Featuring My Other Apron Has Wood Glue on It is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
glue wood apron displays the phrase MY OTHER SHIRT HAS WOOD GLUE ON IT in white stacked typography. This sarcastic statement acknowledges that carpentry work inevitably leaves adhesive stains on clothing. Wearing it signals a sense of humor about messy trades, and fellow craftsmen who understand the struggle will appreciate this specific reference.
The Artwork Explained
White typography dominates the center of the black bib apron with no additional graphics or illustrations present. The letters are arranged in two distinct stacked lines to ensure legibility from a distance. The stark contrast between the bright white text and the deep black fabric makes the message the sole focal point of the garment. This minimalist approach belongs to the trade of carpentry, where functionality and straightforward communication matter most. The design captures the universal reality of working with adhesives without needing decorative elements to explain the context.
Kitchens It Belongs In
Master carpenters and woodworkers notice the immediate relevance of the statement when they see this item. It serves as a perfect gift for holidays or birthdays for men and women who handle wood materials daily. The apron gets worn in busy workshops where sawdust and adhesive are standard accompaniments to the workday.
What Buyers Ask
What is the neck strap length for this black bib apron? The neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate various body sizes. This adjustable range ensures the apron sits at the correct height for both shorter and taller adults. The generous cut provides ample coverage regardless of the specific adjustment chosen.
How does the white ink hold up during repeated washing cycles? The white ink is designed to remain visible through standard laundering processes without fading quickly. Durability is prioritized because workshop gear requires frequent cleaning to remove embedded grime and glue residue. The print quality withstands the rigors of professional use better than standard decorative apparel.
Why does this design specifically target master carpenters over other trades? This design targets carpenters because the specific mention of wood glue references a material unique to joinery and framing. While other trades deal with messes, the combination of staining and the sarcastic tone resonates most deeply with those who bond wood daily. The humor is niche enough to signal membership in the woodworking community.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Wood aprons
- Who should buy these aprons?
- These are ideal for carpenters, woodworkers, and nature lovers who appreciate detailed timber graphics. They suit anyone wanting durable kitchen or workshop wear that reflects an affinity for forests, logs, and rustic aesthetics without being overly loud or distracting.
- What designs are included?
- The set features master wood apron, lumberjack wood apron, forest wood apron, scary wood apron, frozen wood apron, tigger wood apron, acre wood apron, and piglet wood apron. Each design captures specific elements of woodworking, wildlife, or woodland environments through unique printed illustrations.
- How do I choose?
- Select based on your personal connection to the subject. Choose lumberjack for outdoor work, master for professional pride, or forest for general nature appreciation. Consider if you prefer realistic bark textures or stylized animal motifs like tigger and piglet when deciding which print best matches your style.
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