God Great
God Chicken Apron Featuring Five Cartoon Chickens
God chicken apron - Five cartoon chickens in brown black yellow and red with text God Is Great Chickens Are Good
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
God Chicken Apron Featuring Five Cartoon Chickens is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
god chicken apron displays the phrase GOD IS GREAT, CHICKENS ARE GOOD, AND PEOPLE ARE CRAZY across the front. Five cartoon chickens stand in a horizontal row between the upper and lower text lines. The joke reads as a wholesome endorsement of farm animals over human drama. Wearing it signals that you prefer egg production to social politics, and poultry owners who value simple truths will feel this was made specifically for their coop.
What You Are Looking At
The artwork features a horizontal row of five distinct cartoon chickens positioned centrally on the panel. White text sits above the birds while yellow lettering arches slightly over their heads. A bottom line of white text completes the vertical stack. The birds display plumage in brown, black, yellow, and red tones with bright red combs. This layout places the avian subjects directly between the two halves of the declaration. The design belongs to the genre of farm animal novelty art rather than religious iconography despite the opening words.
The Right Person For It
Poultry farmers and backyard breeders notice the specific variety of birds first. This god chicken apron serves as a perfect gift for anyone managing a flock or raising domesticated chickens. It is worn during feed mixing or when explaining your hobby to curious neighbors at the market.
Details Worth Asking About
Does the waist fit standard sizes? Yes, the ties are 42 inches on each side, providing enough length to tie securely in front regardless of torso size. This generous measurement ensures the apron stays fastened comfortably even when layered over thick winter coats or bulky workwear without digging into the waistline.
Will the ink withstand frequent washing? The print remains durable because it is designed to endure the rigors of farm life and regular laundering. You can wash this item to remove dirt and odors without worrying about the cartoon chickens or the lettering fading prematurely from normal use cycles.
Are there exactly five chickens depicted? There are precisely five chickens arranged in a single horizontal row across the center of the design. This specific count matches the visual evidence rather than generic livestock counts, making it a unique detail that distinguishes this print from other poultry-themed aprons.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about God Great aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these designs?
- These aprons suit individuals who enjoy mixing faith with humor, particularly those celebrating retirement or hosting casual social events. They are made for people who appreciate witty commentary on daily activities like drinking beer or caring for pets, seeking a unique gift that reflects both personality and belief without being overly serious or traditional.
- What themes do the designs cover?
- The collection features various interpretations of divine figures engaging in human hobbies. Designs include dogs, horses, and beer consumption scenarios. Each piece uses specific visual cues to convey humor related to retirement, sarcasm, or cuteness, ensuring that the wearer identifies with the specific joke or reference embedded in the artwork rather than generic spiritual imagery.
- How should I choose the right design?
- Select based on the recipient’s specific interests and sense of humor. Consider if they prefer animal companions like dogs or horses, or if they enjoy beer-themed jokes. Retirement milestones call for celebratory designs, while general use might benefit from sarcastic or cute variations. Matching the design’s tone to the wearer’s personality ensures the apron serves as a meaningful accessory rather than just functional clothing.
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