

Hair Cocker Spaniel Apron Featuring IT'S NOT DOG HAIR IT'S
Hair cocker spaniel apron - White dog silhouette above IT'S NOT DOG HAIR IT'S COCKER SPANIEL Glitter text
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Hair Cocker Spaniel Apron Featuring IT'S NOT DOG HAIR IT'S is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase hair cocker spaniel apron puts a white dog silhouette and the text IT'S NOT DOG HAIR IT'S COCKER SPANIEL Glitter across the front panel, and the words read as a wholesome defense against shedding. Wearing it signals you understand the luxury of long-haired dogs, and this design was made specifically for owners who sweep up fur daily.
What The Print Says
A centered white silhouette of a cocker spaniel anchors the top of the design above five stacked lines of typography-only lettering. The phrase IT'S NOT DOG HAIR IT'S COCKER SPANIEL appears in bold white capitals, while the word Glitter sits at the bottom in a script font surrounded by small dots. This layout uses only white ink to create a high-contrast graphic that belongs to the category of dog breed humor. The design relies entirely on the shape of the dog and the arrangement of the text to convey its message without additional background elements.
The Cook It Was Made For
This hair cocker spaniel apron is worn by cooks who own long-haired dogs and want to explain the stray strands on their clothes. It serves as a gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who breeds puppies or simply loves animals. The apron handles the mess of everyday cooking while the print acknowledges the reality of living with a pet in the kitchen.
Ordering Questions
What are the dimensions of the storage areas? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to hold utensils securely while providing ample space for towels or phones during meal prep. This specific sizing ensures that large spatulas or cell phones fit without bulging awkwardly against the body.
Will the lettering survive repeated laundering? The white ink is durable enough to withstand washing because the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric stiffens initially but softens after two or three washes, ensuring the print remains intact on a textured surface. The durability comes from the heavy weave of the canvas which holds the ink firmly even when agitated by water and soap.
Does the design imply the dog is actually sparkling? No, the word Glitter is purely stylistic decoration in script; it does not mean the animal produces sparkles, but rather emphasizes the owner's affection for the breed despite the constant shedding. The visual effect mimics sparkle but functions strictly as a decorative flourish to highlight the breed name.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Cocker Spaniel aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- This collection targets dedicated Cocker Spaniel owners who appreciate the breed's specific traits. It suits those who want to show their love for the dog's fluffy appearance and gentle demeanor through everyday kitchen wear.
- What themes are represented in this set?
- Themes range from realistic portraits of English Cocker Spaniels to humorous takes like Cockerzilla. Designs also include lifestyle elements such as travel vans or disco parties, appealing to diverse owner personalities.
- How do I choose the best print?
- Select based on your dog's personality or your personal style. Choose the mother design for nurturing vibes, or the disco option for fun. Consider whether you prefer realistic depictions or playful, artistic interpretations of the breed.
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