
Oclock Rum Apron
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Ham funny rum apron - Cartoon ham on teal hexagon with PHILADELPHIA RUM HAM text and small pineapple icon
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Ham Funny Rum Apron Philadelphia Rum Ham Design Featuring is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The ham funny rum apron puts the printed phrase PHILADELPHIA RUM HAM across the front panel, and the words read as a specific reference to a comedy television moment. Wearing it signals immediate recognition of the show to fellow fans, and viewers who appreciate obscure pop culture humor feel it was made for them. This design avoids generic food tropes by focusing entirely on the iconic badge layout.
A cartoon ham rendered in pink and white tones rests horizontally across the top edge of a teal hexagon frame. The frame itself is bordered in brown, creating a distinct separation between the central graphic and the surrounding space. Inside the teal area, the word PHILADELPHIA appears in smaller white capital letters above the larger, bolder text RUM HAM. A small white pineapple icon sits at the bottom center of the hexagon, balancing the visual weight of the ham above. The entire composition uses a flat art style with clean lines and solid blocks of color.
Comedy television fans notice the specific phrasing and badge layout instantly upon seeing this apron. Gifting this ham funny rum apron to a friend who watches the same shows ensures they will understand the joke without explanation. Everyday wear happens during meal prep when the wearer wants to signal their sense of humor to anyone standing nearby in the kitchen.
What is the width of the apron body? The body measures exactly 28 inches wide, which provides sufficient coverage for most adult torsos. This dimension ensures the printed design remains centered and fully visible regardless of the wearer's size, preventing the graphic from being cut off at the sides.
How does the ink durability hold up during washing? The ink is designed to withstand regular laundering without fading or cracking significantly. The solid color blocks used in the teal and pink sections are particularly resilient because they cover large surface areas that resist the abrasion of machine cycles better than fine detail work.
Does the design feature any specific fruit imagery? Yes, a small white pineapple icon appears at the bottom center of the hexagon frame. This specific element is the only fruit depicted and serves solely as a decorative anchor for the text, distinguishing this design from other meat-themed kitchen accessories.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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