

Hear Dog Apron
Hear dog apron - I HEAR YOU I AM JUST NOT LISTENING basset hound cartoon print
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Hear Dog Apron is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
hear dog apron features the phrase I HEAR YOU, I AM JUST, NOT LISTENING across the front. A cartoon basset hound head in brown, tan, and white sits between the text lines. The joke reads as sarcastic refusal to pay attention despite acknowledging sound. Wearing it signals a playful lack of interest to family members. Dog owners who enjoy dry humor know this design was made for them.
The Artwork Explained
The artwork centers a cartoon basset hound head rendered in brown, tan, and white. The printed words I HEAR YOU appear above the ears, while I AM and JUST NOT LISTENING split below the chin. The layout uses two distinct text blocks framing the animal's face. This visual arrangement highlights the sarcasm of the quote through bold, blocky lettering. The design belongs to the genre of funny dog lover gifts that rely on deadpan delivery rather than action.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This hear dog apron suits kitchens where cooking is a solitary hobby. It serves as a humorous gift for dog owners who appreciate irony over cuteness. The black bib apron with an adjustable neck strap fits most adults during meal prep or cleanup tasks.
What Buyers Ask
What is the neck strap length?
The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different body sizes. This range ensures the black bib apron stays secure without being too tight or loose for various wearers.
Does the ink withstand washing?
Yes, the printed text and cartoon details hold up through standard laundering cycles. The durable application prevents fading or cracking even after repeated exposure to water and detergent.
Is the design specific to one breed?
The illustration depicts a basset hound based on its long ears and facial structure. This specific breed trait distinguishes it from other dog designs while maintaining the general funny dog theme.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Basset Hound aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for dedicated basset hound owners and enthusiasts who want to display their love for the breed. It also appeals to dog lovers who appreciate the humorous and melancholic personality traits specific to these low-slung canines.
- What types of designs are included?
- You will find designs ranging from realistic portraits of the iconic face to playful puns involving the breed name. Each piece focuses on the unique physical characteristics and endearing behaviors that make basset hounds so memorable and beloved by their families.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on whether you prefer a serious tribute to the breed or a lighthearted joke. Consider if you want to highlight their expressive eyes or their famous sense of smell when picking the perfect apron to match your personal style.
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