Tomato
Heinz Distressed Apron Featuring I Put Ketchup
Heinz distressed apron - White distressed text I PUT KETCHUP ON MY KETCHUP next to a ketchup bottle outline
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Heinz Distressed Apron Featuring I Put Ketchup is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
heinz distressed apron puts the phrase I PUT KETCHUP ON MY KETCHUP across the front panel, and the words land as a sarcastic joke about condiment obsession. Wearing it signals that you appreciate dry humor with your cooking, and home cooks who find themselves refilling the bottle rather than using it will feel this was made for them.
What You Are Looking At
The artwork features four lines of white text stacked on the left side reading I PUT KETCHUP ON MY KETCHUP in a distressed font style. A line-art illustration of a ketchup bottle stands to the right of the lettering in matching white ink. The design uses a distressed aesthetic to give the print a worn, vintage appearance. This specific layout combines typographic sarcasm with a recognizable bottle shape to create a cohesive visual statement.
The Right Person For It
This heinz distressed apron appeals to people who enjoy food-related banter and don't take their condiments too seriously. It serves as a humorous gift for the friend or family member known for overusing tomato sauce. The product fits perfectly into everyday kitchen situations where practical protection meets lighthearted personality.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the strap measurements?
The adjustable neck strap ranges from 20 to 30 inches to accommodate different body types. This generous cut ensures the black bib apron stays secure without digging into the neck during long cooking sessions.
Will the white ink fade after washing?
The distressed print is designed to withstand laundering while maintaining its intended worn look. The ink bonds with the fabric to prevent cracking or peeling during standard cleaning cycles.
Does the design show a full-color bottle?
No, the ketchup bottle appears only as a white line drawing against the black background. This monochromatic approach keeps the focus on the witty text and the vintage texture.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Tomato aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for home gardeners who grow their own crops and professional cooks who appreciate kitchen humor. It suits anyone who enjoys integrating their hobby into their daily attire, whether they are harvesting vegetables or preparing meals.
- What themes are featured in these designs?
- Designs range from agricultural pride and brand nostalgia to seasonal celebrations. Themes include gardening techniques, Argentine culture, classic condiment branding, and Halloween festivities, offering a variety of visual styles that resonate with different personal interests and professional backgrounds.
- How should I choose a design?
- Select a design based on your primary interest, such as growing tomatoes versus cooking with them. Consider if you prefer subtle references like the whisperer design or bold statements like the heinz bottle motif to match your personality and the occasion.
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