Hippo
Hippo Alway Animal Apron Featuring a Cartoon Grey Hippo
Hippo alway animal apron - Cartoon grey hippo with white text ALWAYS BE YOURSELF UNLESS YOU CAN BE A HIPPO
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Hippo Alway Animal Apron Featuring a Cartoon Grey Hippo is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
hippo alway animal apron puts the quote ALWAYS BE YOURSELF UNLESS YOU CAN BE A HIPPO THEN ALWAYS BE A HIPPO across the front panel, and the text reads as a humorous exception to standard advice. Wearing it shows off a love for unique wit, and animal lovers will feel this was crafted just for them.
What You Are Looking At
A grey cartoon hippo stands centered on the fabric, facing left with a gentle expression. White lines radiate outward from behind the animal to create a spotlight effect against the background. Bold white lettering forms two distinct blocks, one positioned above the hippo and another below it. This layout frames the subject perfectly, turning the illustration and the words into a single cohesive graphic rather than separate elements.
The Right Person For It
Animal lovers notice the specific choice of a hippo first, distinguishing it from generic wildlife designs. Gifting this item to a friend who enjoys wholesome humor acknowledges their unique taste. They will wear it in the kitchen while preparing meals, combining practical protection with a lighthearted attitude toward daily chores.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the dimensions of the storage pockets on this apron? Each of the two front pockets measures exactly 8 x 7 inches. They are split in the middle to create separate compartments, allowing you to organize tools or ingredients efficiently while keeping your hands free during busy cooking sessions.
How does the ink print withstand repeated laundering without fading? The design uses a high-quality print method that bonds deeply with the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric. This ensures the bold white letters and grey hippo illustration remain vibrant and legible even after multiple wash cycles and regular wear.
Why is this specific animal choice featured over other wildlife? The artwork focuses exclusively on a hippo because the printed phrase creates a pun based on that specific animal. The text explicitly states you should be a hippo if possible, making the illustration essential to understanding the joke rather than just a decorative addition.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Hippo aprons
- Who is the best audience for these hippo-themed prints?
- These aprons are ideal for wildlife enthusiasts, zoo volunteers, and anyone who enjoys lighthearted animal humor. They suit people who appreciate the humorous yet majestic presence of the hippopotamus in both daily life and festive settings.
- What specific designs can I expect to see here?
- You will find styles ranging from realistic depictions to cartoon versions like Fiona. Seasonal options include Christmas-themed prints featuring hippos, alongside standard designs that focus purely on the charm of the hippopotamus in various artistic poses.
- How do I choose the right design for my needs?
- Consider whether you prefer subtle wildlife art or bold, colorful illustrations. If you want festive flair, look for the holiday-specific prints. For everyday use, the classic hippo portraits offer a timeless appeal that works well in any kitchen or workshop environment.
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