

Hitting Cornhole Apron Featuring Retro Golfer Silhouette
Hitting cornhole apron - Retro golfer silhouette in striped circle with white text HITTING HOLES AND CRUSHING SOULS
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Hitting Cornhole Apron Featuring Retro Golfer Silhouette is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
hitting cornhole apron puts the phrase HITTING HOLES AND CRUSHING SOULS across the front panel, and the words land as a pun meaning both scoring points and defeating opponents. Wearing it signals competitive pride to fellow players, and those who dominate backyard tournaments feel this was made for them.
The Graphic, Piece By Piece
White text arches over a circular emblem filled with horizontal stripes in teal, yellow, and orange. A solid black silhouette of a golfer stands inside the circle with an arm extended, releasing a small bean bag toward the right. Below the circle, the words AND CRUSHING SOULS stack vertically in the same bold white font. The entire composition follows a retro art style that mimics vintage sunset posters. These elements combine to create a unified image of athletic dominance rather than a simple collection of shapes.
Days You Would Grab It
Cornhole players notice the golfer silhouette tossing a bag immediately as a sign of their sport. This hitting cornhole apron makes a perfect gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who owns custom boards. Everyday use happens during summer cookouts and beach trips when protecting clothes from mud and spilled drinks is necessary.
Before Buying
What is the waist size of the hitting cornhole apron? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing ample length to tie securely in front. This specific dimension ensures the apron stays fastened over bulky jackets or layers without slipping loose during active movement.
How does the ink durability hold up through washing for this design? The printed white lettering and black silhouette are designed to withstand repeated laundering without fading or peeling. The retro texture applied to the print helps the ink blend with the fabric surface, preventing cracking when the material flexes during washing cycles.
Why is this specific pun unique to cornhole players rather than golfers? Although the graphic shows a golfer, the text refers to bean bag toss rules where holes are the target. Golfers do not crush souls by throwing bags into boards, so only cornhole enthusiasts recognize the double meaning of scoring points versus humiliating opponents.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Hole aprons
- Who will enjoy these themed aprons?
- Golfers, fishers, and Halloween enthusiasts who appreciate visual puns about gaps and openings will find these designs appealing. The collection suits those who enjoy lighthearted humor related to sports scores, winter activities, or classic literature references involving empty spaces.
- What themes are included here?
- Prints cover golf scores, ice fishing scenes, cornhole games, Halloween tricks, Alice in Wonderland rabbits, and Beavis references. Each design focuses on the concept of holes through sports, seasonal events, or pop culture icons familiar to fans of these topics.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Select based on your favorite activity or holiday. Golfers may prefer the scorecard print, while winter lovers might choose the fishing scene. Halloween fans could opt for the spooky trick-or-treat design, ensuring the visual matches their personal interests perfectly.
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